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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · Feb 27

60s girl group lyrics are like

Lead singer: my man's so bad they're running him out of town. My parents say if i don't break up with him they're kicking me out of the house

Backup singer: where'd ya meet him?

Lead singer: candy store

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 1d

THANK YOU

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 3d

haven't we suffered enough or are you trying to punish us for last time

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 3d

pflöger and chubby billy merged like a decade ago, they just kept the old names because of regional brand loyalty

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 3d

definitely. I've also been kind of impressed by my ability to forget major scenes and plot points but that has probably made some of these rewatches more fun when that happens

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 3d

I've done this for a handful of movies I hadn't seen in over a decade these last few months. I've been trying to think of more—I probably haven't watched this one since undergrad. been very in the mood for 90s thrillers too so two birds one stone

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 3d

depends, you can only get them in pairs but they nickel and dime you by charging by the nip

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 3d

chat gpt is a real person because they gave it nipples and now they have to milk it every day or the pressure builds up too much and it explodes. still think it's ok to make fun of it now? didn't think so

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 5d

she's such a blanche

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 6d

my life would be so much more fun

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 6d

I'm using positron which is built on top of vscodium so all the extensions are compatible, I'll check that one out

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 6d

I refuse to use office lol. im trying to render something with a custom cls file and apparently it changes to a mysterious working directory right at the part it's supposed to be referencing the class file

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 6d

this is the first im hearing of the modern boys

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 6d

actually my cv/resume is involved here and that's a bit of a joke

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 6d

this ones not a joke I actually do need help

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 6d

I was promised beautifully rendered documents

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 6d

do any of you have latex/pandoc experience?

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All Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social · 6d

my name is Taylor and i'm here to say, my guy dicks me down in a major way 😩💦

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 6d

you can never be too careful with a fade. a lot of brave men go from a norwood -1 to a norwood 6 after a particularly aggressive fade

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 6d

does he?

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 7d

the captions on pictures of horses are so good

a gorgeous summer horse hairstyle (it's braids)

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 7d

Taylor swift as horse:
where were you
when I was eating hay
they said I couldn't sleigh
now they pay to see me neigh

proud horse with long blonde hair

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BOOston gay boy™️ @bostongayboy.bsky.social · 7d

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 7d

archeologists are going to find so much pornography in your midden

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 7d

I like the smile demon, so upbeat

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 7d

much better use of her time than hiring a comms director