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@gorlock.bsky.social
· Feb 27
60s girl group lyrics are like
Lead singer: my man's so bad they're running him out of town. My parents say if i don't break up with him they're kicking me out of the house
Backup singer: where'd ya meet him?
Lead singer: candy store
Lead singer: my man's so bad they're running him out of town. My parents say if i don't break up with him they're kicking me out of the house
Backup singer: where'd ya meet him?
Lead singer: candy store
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My boss’s pheromones have been diminishing like crazy lately. Work group chat is abuzz with coworkers discussing whether we overthrow or simply destroy her
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
My boss’s pheromones have been diminishing like crazy lately. Work group chat is abuzz with coworkers discussing whether we overthrow or simply destroy her
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Guy who’s only talked about one thing for years to trip on mushrooms, live!
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Guy who’s only talked about one thing for years to trip on mushrooms, live!
I learned way too much about asmongold today to be able to keep food down for a while
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I learned way too much about asmongold today to be able to keep food down for a while
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If you see this, l IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If you see this, l IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
F jason alexander
M larry
K jerry (obviously. the first 2 are negotiable though)
M larry
K jerry (obviously. the first 2 are negotiable though)
put this in a group chat last night then immediately fell asleep 🙏
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
F jason alexander
M larry
K jerry (obviously. the first 2 are negotiable though)
M larry
K jerry (obviously. the first 2 are negotiable though)
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If you’re an arsonist you might as well unfollow because I will not agree with you
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
If you’re an arsonist you might as well unfollow because I will not agree with you
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Evil Thanksgiving. With vile turkey, twisted gravy, awful potatoes, uhhhhhhhhh insidious rolls. Villainous cranberry sauce. And so on.
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Evil Thanksgiving. With vile turkey, twisted gravy, awful potatoes, uhhhhhhhhh insidious rolls. Villainous cranberry sauce. And so on.
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Wearing a white gown to Thanksgiving so I can’t help with food or dogs. Is there a place I could stand behind some glass
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Wearing a white gown to Thanksgiving so I can’t help with food or dogs. Is there a place I could stand behind some glass
I almost contain multitudes
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I almost contain multitudes
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Sometimes well meaning people will say things like "You know what celebrity you look like? Shrek." And you just have to be like oh huh ok interesting I don't see it
May 4, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Sometimes well meaning people will say things like "You know what celebrity you look like? Shrek." And you just have to be like oh huh ok interesting I don't see it
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I love this picture of Kirstie Alley because of the way the camera angle hides her heels making her shoes look like animal hooves
January 23, 2024 at 11:46 PM
I love this picture of Kirstie Alley because of the way the camera angle hides her heels making her shoes look like animal hooves
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Me seeing a picture of literally any uncolorized celestial body: so I guess this is the moon, or...?
December 31, 2023 at 3:04 AM
Me seeing a picture of literally any uncolorized celestial body: so I guess this is the moon, or...?
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Love the 1980s?
I curated a short list of overlooked '80s horror movies for @bloody-disgusting.com
bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/3...
I curated a short list of overlooked '80s horror movies for @bloody-disgusting.com
bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/3...
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Love the 1980s?
I curated a short list of overlooked '80s horror movies for @bloody-disgusting.com
bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/3...
I curated a short list of overlooked '80s horror movies for @bloody-disgusting.com
bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/3...
let's hear it for last 4 friday letterboxd
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
let's hear it for last 4 friday letterboxd
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damn man wenceslas
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
damn man wenceslas
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The Phantom of the Opera should do one of the Football Night songs
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The Phantom of the Opera should do one of the Football Night songs
these nurture valley granola bars are so moist and hardly leave any crumbs at all I love it here
– tourist in mirror universe before learning about reverse feces
– tourist in mirror universe before learning about reverse feces
November 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
these nurture valley granola bars are so moist and hardly leave any crumbs at all I love it here
– tourist in mirror universe before learning about reverse feces
– tourist in mirror universe before learning about reverse feces
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Spatchcocked chickens are the bad girls of the chicken community
May 13, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Spatchcocked chickens are the bad girls of the chicken community
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finally found the gift I got for my friends' baby when she was born and then forgot to bring every time I saw them and then lost. the child is now 2 and a half
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
finally found the gift I got for my friends' baby when she was born and then forgot to bring every time I saw them and then lost. the child is now 2 and a half
nobody knows when the hell thanksgiving happens
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
nobody knows when the hell thanksgiving happens