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gorlock
@gorlock.bsky.social
· Feb 27
60s girl group lyrics are like
Lead singer: my man's so bad they're running him out of town. My parents say if i don't break up with him they're kicking me out of the house
Backup singer: where'd ya meet him?
Lead singer: candy store
Lead singer: my man's so bad they're running him out of town. My parents say if i don't break up with him they're kicking me out of the house
Backup singer: where'd ya meet him?
Lead singer: candy store
I want this rug but I don't want my cat to wipe his asshole on it
January 14, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I want this rug but I don't want my cat to wipe his asshole on it
do you think she was a pious woman
Toilet Brown
Mother Of Groom
North Carolina, County Marriages, 1762-2011
Mother Of Groom
North Carolina, County Marriages, 1762-2011
January 13, 2026 at 1:15 AM
do you think she was a pious woman
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Toilet Brown
Mother Of Groom
North Carolina, County Marriages, 1762-2011
Mother Of Groom
North Carolina, County Marriages, 1762-2011
January 12, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Toilet Brown
Mother Of Groom
North Carolina, County Marriages, 1762-2011
Mother Of Groom
North Carolina, County Marriages, 1762-2011
I got stuck in a pit once
January 11, 2026 at 7:22 AM
I got stuck in a pit once
as a vegan, i don't eat silicone anymore because it's made of boobs
January 11, 2026 at 12:47 AM
as a vegan, i don't eat silicone anymore because it's made of boobs
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Jesus is coming for you Melanie Lynskey
Hand to You Know Whomst, this is someone’s FB profile photo, and it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
January 11, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Jesus is coming for you Melanie Lynskey
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Y’all need to get back on email. Crazy things are happening over at email.
January 8, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Y’all need to get back on email. Crazy things are happening over at email.
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Nutz Deep II North
Spencer, WI
Spencer, WI
January 10, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Nutz Deep II North
Spencer, WI
Spencer, WI
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Batman was kidnapped by a fertilizer company seeking to harvest his rich guano
January 9, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Batman was kidnapped by a fertilizer company seeking to harvest his rich guano
politely clapping during the wedding ceremony
January 9, 2026 at 9:15 AM
politely clapping during the wedding ceremony
diamonds are so stupid, get better rocks
January 8, 2026 at 5:08 PM
diamonds are so stupid, get better rocks
when you're in the ER and a doctor yells clear that means he's a scientologist
January 8, 2026 at 2:07 AM
when you're in the ER and a doctor yells clear that means he's a scientologist
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I love it when you guys rattle your little tin cups against the bars. It’s like being at STOMP
January 7, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I love it when you guys rattle your little tin cups against the bars. It’s like being at STOMP
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people talk about the mediterranean so so much (probably because of the beautiful climate and excellent food) but very few people are willing to discuss the subterranean and that can make life very isolating for mole-like creatures such as myself
January 7, 2026 at 6:53 PM
people talk about the mediterranean so so much (probably because of the beautiful climate and excellent food) but very few people are willing to discuss the subterranean and that can make life very isolating for mole-like creatures such as myself
im a lot like randy rainbow
January 7, 2026 at 3:05 AM
im a lot like randy rainbow
Maurice grey and auguste poupon were lovers
January 6, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Maurice grey and auguste poupon were lovers
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It's fucking great trying all these different cocktails.
January 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
It's fucking great trying all these different cocktails.
when I think about my favorite new release from 2025—and there were a lot of really good ones—if im being honest with myself about the most enjoyable movie watching experience i had it would probably be the new naked gun movie
January 4, 2026 at 2:59 AM
when I think about my favorite new release from 2025—and there were a lot of really good ones—if im being honest with myself about the most enjoyable movie watching experience i had it would probably be the new naked gun movie
this is how she's supposed to look
January 4, 2026 at 12:27 AM
this is how she's supposed to look
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Some people say my new friend Pamela Pear needs to back up her claim that she has the biggest ass in the universe but to them I say: prove it's not
April 29, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Some people say my new friend Pamela Pear needs to back up her claim that she has the biggest ass in the universe but to them I say: prove it's not
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My new friend Pamela Pear has the biggest ass in the universe ☝️😌
April 29, 2024 at 2:27 AM
My new friend Pamela Pear has the biggest ass in the universe ☝️😌
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