Mark G
@gormanuk.bsky.social
Xscapee. Treat me nice whilst my application is processed
I read this as the activity not the place and was momentarily nonplussed
February 5, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I read this as the activity not the place and was momentarily nonplussed
How does Long John Silver improve his posture?
With Pirates
Pi-ra-tes
Here all week
With Pirates
Pi-ra-tes
Here all week
January 28, 2026 at 10:38 PM
How does Long John Silver improve his posture?
With Pirates
Pi-ra-tes
Here all week
With Pirates
Pi-ra-tes
Here all week
Whenever i log into something and i get the 'Welcome to the new...' message i know i'm about to have a terrible time.
Every time.
Every time.
January 20, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Whenever i log into something and i get the 'Welcome to the new...' message i know i'm about to have a terrible time.
Every time.
Every time.
Whilst I'm sure they appreciate the sentiment I'm sure Tesco would have preferred a card
December 18, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Whilst I'm sure they appreciate the sentiment I'm sure Tesco would have preferred a card
I don't think 'win' means what the Grauniad thinks it means
December 6, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I don't think 'win' means what the Grauniad thinks it means
"I'll have one of each" is not an acceptable response when asked which sauce is wanted with your sausage bap.
I was a little bit sick in my mouth
I was a little bit sick in my mouth
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 AM
"I'll have one of each" is not an acceptable response when asked which sauce is wanted with your sausage bap.
I was a little bit sick in my mouth
I was a little bit sick in my mouth
About to try and find my monthly EE bill online
Wish me luck
Wish me luck
October 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
About to try and find my monthly EE bill online
Wish me luck
Wish me luck
Who buys a new phone case at a service station?
October 7, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Who buys a new phone case at a service station?
What happens to all the liquid the Hygienist's assistant hoovers out of my mouth?
October 7, 2025 at 10:17 AM
What happens to all the liquid the Hygienist's assistant hoovers out of my mouth?
I only have 25 songs in my Shazaam library and 2 of them are 'can't fight this feeling' by REO Speedwagon.
Im hoping this will help me remember next time i hear it
Im hoping this will help me remember next time i hear it
September 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I only have 25 songs in my Shazaam library and 2 of them are 'can't fight this feeling' by REO Speedwagon.
Im hoping this will help me remember next time i hear it
Im hoping this will help me remember next time i hear it
Why the fuck is EE trying to make me download an app to see my bill. Their website is a shit show
End of rant
End of rant
September 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Why the fuck is EE trying to make me download an app to see my bill. Their website is a shit show
End of rant
End of rant
The eastbound M62 apparently ends at Manchester
September 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The eastbound M62 apparently ends at Manchester
Nothing in my CV would suggest a recruiting message from Red Bull but there's always an initial part which thinks ... ooh I wonder what attracted them
September 15, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Nothing in my CV would suggest a recruiting message from Red Bull but there's always an initial part which thinks ... ooh I wonder what attracted them
Suggs keeping busy i see
September 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Suggs keeping busy i see
Symmetry says end the game now
May 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Symmetry says end the game now
A 2-0 win for Liverpool would be very neat
May 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
A 2-0 win for Liverpool would be very neat
The Guardian doesn't know where Hull is.
April 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The Guardian doesn't know where Hull is.
I just re-read your 2021 article on the Makita Tournament @thesquareball.net and I'm sure you already have the programme but perhaps other #LUFC fans don't ... I'm having a clear out and its up on ebay
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/40571269...
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/40571269...
March 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I just re-read your 2021 article on the Makita Tournament @thesquareball.net and I'm sure you already have the programme but perhaps other #LUFC fans don't ... I'm having a clear out and its up on ebay
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/40571269...
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/40571269...
So it's happening... the box of old Leeds programmes (mainly 80s) and related memorabilia is going up for sale - all proceeds to CAFT.co.uk . first few items are up (along with other random stuff) www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?i...
#LUFC
#LUFC
March 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
So it's happening... the box of old Leeds programmes (mainly 80s) and related memorabilia is going up for sale - all proceeds to CAFT.co.uk . first few items are up (along with other random stuff) www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?i...
#LUFC
#LUFC
That time when I read 'Jesuit' at the start of the sentence
February 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
That time when I read 'Jesuit' at the start of the sentence