Tess 🏳️⚧️
@gortess.bsky.social
I'm so alpha I killed every beta cell in my body.
HRT: 11.15.23
46, programmer (probably not the kind you need), TTRPG, Warcraft, Ski, my dragon hoard contains song lyrics and useful information, sarcasm is my special interest.
HRT: 11.15.23
46, programmer (probably not the kind you need), TTRPG, Warcraft, Ski, my dragon hoard contains song lyrics and useful information, sarcasm is my special interest.
only one way to find out
December 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
only one way to find out
Be where you are happy, people are always trying to warn us away from living our lives.
December 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Be where you are happy, people are always trying to warn us away from living our lives.
Maybe I'll see you out there one day! I'm more of a Colorado girl though.
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Maybe I'll see you out there one day! I'm more of a Colorado girl though.
I'm not super opposed to the idea that POTUS should read and actually sign things with their own tiny hands, but Autopen has been Standard Operating Procedure for a while. Including by Trump, both times!
He has no idea what he is asking to undo and he has no idea what he is doing. Just gish gallop.
He has no idea what he is asking to undo and he has no idea what he is doing. Just gish gallop.
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I'm not super opposed to the idea that POTUS should read and actually sign things with their own tiny hands, but Autopen has been Standard Operating Procedure for a while. Including by Trump, both times!
He has no idea what he is asking to undo and he has no idea what he is doing. Just gish gallop.
He has no idea what he is asking to undo and he has no idea what he is doing. Just gish gallop.
i have the same fantasy but it is hard enough finding one person.
November 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i have the same fantasy but it is hard enough finding one person.
we fucked around with it a bit during covid but honestly it was more fun new vegas larping into restaurants to pick it up myself.
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 AM
we fucked around with it a bit during covid but honestly it was more fun new vegas larping into restaurants to pick it up myself.
Publican just means tax collector so it fits. Those tariffs were the single biggest tax increase on the american people ever, and unlike most taxes they hit food housing and clothing too since so much food, clothing and building materials are imported.
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Publican just means tax collector so it fits. Those tariffs were the single biggest tax increase on the american people ever, and unlike most taxes they hit food housing and clothing too since so much food, clothing and building materials are imported.
I have just never bought into it, even when they are like "special alert free delivery" i notice the prices are all higher than in real life. but I have a car and can walk to coffee so.
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I have just never bought into it, even when they are like "special alert free delivery" i notice the prices are all higher than in real life. but I have a car and can walk to coffee so.
It is 7 words, 7.
No one has time for that.
The people who want to slur you have a word for that. The people who want to neutrally describe you have a word for that. Only people who have completely lost the plot will spend 7 words on you, multiple times, over the course of a few paragraphs.
No one has time for that.
The people who want to slur you have a word for that. The people who want to neutrally describe you have a word for that. Only people who have completely lost the plot will spend 7 words on you, multiple times, over the course of a few paragraphs.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
It is 7 words, 7.
No one has time for that.
The people who want to slur you have a word for that. The people who want to neutrally describe you have a word for that. Only people who have completely lost the plot will spend 7 words on you, multiple times, over the course of a few paragraphs.
No one has time for that.
The people who want to slur you have a word for that. The people who want to neutrally describe you have a word for that. Only people who have completely lost the plot will spend 7 words on you, multiple times, over the course of a few paragraphs.
At this point it might be cheaper to get a taxi take you to coffee than to get a taxi to bring you a coffee.
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
At this point it might be cheaper to get a taxi take you to coffee than to get a taxi to bring you a coffee.
Use the time to convince as many fools as possible to buy the dip before the rug pull.
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Use the time to convince as many fools as possible to buy the dip before the rug pull.
You forgot his title! You need to say, "free speech absolutist” Elon Musk.
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
You forgot his title! You need to say, "free speech absolutist” Elon Musk.
I think normal people are going to be confused and annoyed by their phrasing. Very why use many words when one would do the job situation.
Will only serve to undermine the public's trust in their reporting.
Will only serve to undermine the public's trust in their reporting.
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I think normal people are going to be confused and annoyed by their phrasing. Very why use many words when one would do the job situation.
Will only serve to undermine the public's trust in their reporting.
Will only serve to undermine the public's trust in their reporting.
If you're here, you're family.
Seriously though, the folks that cross minefields, gator infested swamps, sail through hurricanes, crawl under razor wire, spend the wealth of their entire lives, and risk prison or murder, just to get to your country, those are the people you want.
Seriously though, the folks that cross minefields, gator infested swamps, sail through hurricanes, crawl under razor wire, spend the wealth of their entire lives, and risk prison or murder, just to get to your country, those are the people you want.
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If you're here, you're family.
Seriously though, the folks that cross minefields, gator infested swamps, sail through hurricanes, crawl under razor wire, spend the wealth of their entire lives, and risk prison or murder, just to get to your country, those are the people you want.
Seriously though, the folks that cross minefields, gator infested swamps, sail through hurricanes, crawl under razor wire, spend the wealth of their entire lives, and risk prison or murder, just to get to your country, those are the people you want.
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This one also came with a spineless congress and what is almost certainly the most corrupt supreme court ever.
All 3 legs have been swept from America, but the people are standing up, and what would be the work of a generation in another country we will fix in 2, 4 years tops.
This one also came with a spineless congress and what is almost certainly the most corrupt supreme court ever.
All 3 legs have been swept from America, but the people are standing up, and what would be the work of a generation in another country we will fix in 2, 4 years tops.
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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This one also came with a spineless congress and what is almost certainly the most corrupt supreme court ever.
All 3 legs have been swept from America, but the people are standing up, and what would be the work of a generation in another country we will fix in 2, 4 years tops.
This one also came with a spineless congress and what is almost certainly the most corrupt supreme court ever.
All 3 legs have been swept from America, but the people are standing up, and what would be the work of a generation in another country we will fix in 2, 4 years tops.
Usually IRL when you send one guy to kill everyone they are a pilot.
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Usually IRL when you send one guy to kill everyone they are a pilot.
I mean, depending on the opinion this could be very based, or just completely normal sports discourse???
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I mean, depending on the opinion this could be very based, or just completely normal sports discourse???
I don't even have to put it on, I just see the art and I hear it.
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I don't even have to put it on, I just see the art and I hear it.
I don't know if you have any friends running in other districts, but I don't feel weird at all donating to your campaign from over here in Iowa.
Hopefully you set a cadence that is replicated in other districts so I can feel not weird about donating to them too.
Hopefully you set a cadence that is replicated in other districts so I can feel not weird about donating to them too.
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I don't know if you have any friends running in other districts, but I don't feel weird at all donating to your campaign from over here in Iowa.
Hopefully you set a cadence that is replicated in other districts so I can feel not weird about donating to them too.
Hopefully you set a cadence that is replicated in other districts so I can feel not weird about donating to them too.
just say the first thing
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
just say the first thing
The people at the store do not know how to respond.
I did always have better luck getting security features added to shoes though, cobblers live for this shit.
I did always have better luck getting security features added to shoes though, cobblers live for this shit.
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The people at the store do not know how to respond.
I did always have better luck getting security features added to shoes though, cobblers live for this shit.
I did always have better luck getting security features added to shoes though, cobblers live for this shit.
I would be worried someone would try to crash a plane into them.
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I would be worried someone would try to crash a plane into them.
We'd still be in the trees if someone hadn't convinced some brave idiot that it would in fact be totally fine to climb down to get that fruit off the ground, probably.
It is a vital duty.
It is a vital duty.
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
We'd still be in the trees if someone hadn't convinced some brave idiot that it would in fact be totally fine to climb down to get that fruit off the ground, probably.
It is a vital duty.
It is a vital duty.
...changing my name to Brita.
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
...changing my name to Brita.