poor people can’t be acting like
Drew Barrymore. crime

American Fucks on Dunkin

“Erehwon is nowhere backwards” I’ve covered myself tit to taint in local honey in attempts to revive the local bird population we’re not equals

Remember S3E1 of the bear?? That shit sucked

Trying to make my Spotify algorithm kill itself

The Haim sisters should be put in charge of the various important governing bodies. Give them FEMA and the World Bank and Secretary of the Interior or something let’s really shake things up

My favorite brand of annoying YouTube channel is the “did you know Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is actually a really well shot movie with an interesting plot and amazing actors. Have a look at this scene where I point out the director directed a scene in an interesting way”

Puritans got one thing right, cover your ankles. Gross. That goes for everyone. A naked ankle in January dear god Shivers down my spine

Blasting some MF Doom pulling up 240p Rodman Bulls highlights on Dailymotion

I would not want to be a piece of drywall in Detroit tonight

Laying face down on random dive bar floors in hopes that the coors lite train will burst through the wall killing me instantly

Settling down for a good, long nose pick

Kamala Harris playing bocce ball like…I can see this in my minds eye so clearly…that is what she was really born to do

I saw the Irishman in theaters I can do anything

If one of those little rc car drones delivers some deodorant to my doorstep he is getting greeted with some lead. I’m letting the chopper sing on that robot

Guy on my flight finished Hell or High Water on his iPad, leaned forward, dragged that slider back to the start for round 2. Hell yea bother.

Moving my posting from the discussion page of Goop on Wikipedia to this app.