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Phil Leif
@gossipgirl.bsky.social
Social media intern at Blackwater.
Still jailposting. Check out my cool new shirt though.
July 9, 2023 at 6:12 PM
Weaponizing moderation tools is all fun and games until somebody loses an iPhone.
June 25, 2023 at 10:07 PM
*maybe I can dig my way out of app jail by fashioning a simple tool*

cvs -d :pserver:[email protected]:/var/cvs/decss login
June 25, 2023 at 3:56 AM
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Being a woman is easy, watch TikTok, go to brunch, crash car, eat hot chips and lie
June 16, 2023 at 1:04 PM
POV you’re browsing the main feed from app jail
June 25, 2023 at 2:36 AM
Me and my fellow victims of the mods. I bow to no content flag, sir.
June 25, 2023 at 2:18 AM
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RT if you think Bluesky should drop the impersonation flag on my account already.

Reminder: my name is Steve Wozniak.
June 25, 2023 at 2:02 AM
After several hours of observing from afar (shadowbanned ahem), it’s clear that the app’s path to monetization is as a dedicated onramp to onlyfans.
June 25, 2023 at 2:08 AM
@pfrazee.com I was doing commentary please help thanks in advance.
June 25, 2023 at 12:52 AM
Lol. Lmao.
June 25, 2023 at 12:50 AM
@emily.bsky.team I spotted one of these on a walk and I’m worried they’re spreading.
June 25, 2023 at 12:45 AM
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Going to start monetizing this app by hand to hasten the quickening.
June 24, 2023 at 9:39 PM
Trying the new poll feature!

Do I focus on doing irony bits or start building a personal brand?
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Bits (9) | 8=====D
Brand (11) | 8==========D
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June 24, 2023 at 11:14 PM
@turkeyboy.bsky.social is a fed don’t follow him.
June 24, 2023 at 11:00 PM
I’m a toxoplasmosis account in here pushing little buttons for my own purposes.
June 24, 2023 at 10:17 PM
Going to start monetizing this app by hand to hasten the quickening.
June 24, 2023 at 9:39 PM
To my new earnest tech bro followers: what am I doing wrong? How is this possibly interesting to you?
June 24, 2023 at 8:31 PM
Russia’s GDP is half of California’s you guys it’s really not a big deal. Yes they have nukes but Hollywood will counter them with space lasers so it’s a wash.
June 24, 2023 at 8:20 PM
That was a fun war. Time to binge “I’m a Virgo”.
June 24, 2023 at 6:47 PM
The illuminati reports that the deep state is upset because they bought those tickets with Chase Sapphire points.
June 24, 2023 at 6:27 PM
*taps the sign*
June 24, 2023 at 5:02 PM
You know it’s a party in the Party in the CIA over there right now.
June 24, 2023 at 4:55 PM
What a power play. Scone cold murder.
June 24, 2023 at 4:08 AM
If you mix ketamine and coke at a fashion party that’s called a choupette.
June 24, 2023 at 4:03 AM
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KGBTQ+
June 24, 2023 at 3:50 AM