Daughter went astray on Halloween in a very busy suburban neighborhood. That shit is nightmare fuel, let me tell you. She was found after about 30 minutes, unworried (oh to be 4), and we will likely never recover. Moms and Dads were great though and all asked how to help.

That dipshit has no idea what a neighborhood is, just an enclave or whatever the fuck they call the collection of sterile loveless structures he lives in

How the fuck is that legal? Ozone is really toxic and a very strong oxidizing agent.

As a lab scientist, ped sticks are ORDERS of magnitude more involved to manually process even after they're obtained assuming the sample is adequate. 3.6 million draws over the year and country is meh, the fact they're pediatric is like horrendous.

"Yeah, sorry, it's hemolyzed so you won't be getting the potassium on that comprehensive metabolic panel... Alright can I just get your first initial and last name.... Okay, thank you!"

It's getting smaller and smaller 😭

This might be a great application for the way back machine to just restore from backup

I've never heard of such a weird system with low accrual rate and a lump sum otherwise. About 4 days is still not awesome. Do federal holidays not count for you guys or does your PTO go towards that?

I'm not sure we need a second question, best predictor of future actions will be that history of force-feeding the GOP their own horse shit.

That rate is abominable! Are you working <1 FTE? I can't even imagine that rate, like 2 weeks in the entire year!

The excitement up here on the lake for a single Brown Pelican was high, lucky you to see one in warmer weather!