She almost got sidetracked by thinking about it.

❛ All the goons I put down are by order of some government lady. ❜

Harley leaned in and whispered with her hand near her mouth.

❛ Cause she might be watchin' us right now. ❜

◤──•~ 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐀 - 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟏 ~•──◥

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This ain't even crackin' my top twenty weirdest things I've done this week. ❜

She grabbed the blanket and covered herself a bit more.

Harley was next to him and groaning as she rested her head against the pillow. Her head then tilted over and glanced at Jason with one eye half open.

❛ "Weirdest," you say? Honey, you ain't seen nothin' yet! That's, like, amateur hour.

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Gonna slap the cuffs on a dame just for takin' a stroll-y? ❜

Her blue eyes parted all innocently like she never did anything wrong in her life.

Way better than Joker! At least they ain't blind to lovin' when it's smackin' 'em in the face! ❜

The blonde went up on her tippy toes now slightly to look into those white eyes that came from his mask.

❛ Aww, I thought we were cookin' up somethin' spesh-ul under all this.

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❛ I never leave home without it. ❜

❛ So, ya do know my story, huh? Heh. My hyenas are back at the crib, probably makin' a super-duper mess! And my mallet's home, too, but -- ❜

Harley grabbed her baseball bat and licked her lips a bit. Both out of excitement for the weapon in hand, and to tease the hero.

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