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I'm sure this is fine and will have no long term geopolitical implications

I've matched with this girl on Grindr who came over and passed out after asking me to top her.

Serious deer hours. I bet this pic will bring all the gift card scammers to my yard.

In 2025, reminding people of your existence as a trans person is to become ungovernable. Resist government attempts at erasure by loudly reminding the world you still exist. Force people to deal with reality by making them come up with a label to describe how you are different from others.

When you decide to pledge yourself to Satan to get through the next four years but you do it in the cutest possible way:

Have you ever seen the photo shoot for the sapphic couple, "bisexuals of the blade?" They sound a lot like the wedding you attended.

Demons are real, gay, and my friends. But seriously, demons carry a lot of Abrahamic baggage that hippies and liberals who believe in ghosts and space brothers aren't really comfortable dealing with.