Edgar Allan Nope
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The Drive-In Will Never Die
MICHAEL BAY: this dumb blond only remembers his final words and not their entire ass argument about "dreams are real" lol
November 20, 2023 at 12:54 AM
MICHAEL BAY: this dumb blond only remembers his final words and not their entire ass argument about "dreams are real" lol
Oh Clancy Brown in the cemetery Jesus
November 20, 2023 at 12:52 AM
Oh Clancy Brown in the cemetery Jesus
He cuts his own throat with a bread knife then there's a hard cut to the title and then the funeral and there no creating the glove in the smoky boiler room
November 20, 2023 at 12:51 AM
He cuts his own throat with a bread knife then there's a hard cut to the title and then the funeral and there no creating the glove in the smoky boiler room
When you're losing an argument spill the coffee...
These dreams, they're real
They're not real
They are real *spills coffee* *wins argument*
These dreams, they're real
They're not real
They are real *spills coffee* *wins argument*
November 20, 2023 at 12:40 AM
When you're losing an argument spill the coffee...
These dreams, they're real
They're not real
They are real *spills coffee* *wins argument*
These dreams, they're real
They're not real
They are real *spills coffee* *wins argument*
Instead of waking into the boiler room he sees dead animals and suddenly we are in a sweaty hetero-lighting diner crammed with vegetarian nightmare fuel and tall flames. There's no music to accompany the transition from dark wet diner to fire steam pig head.
November 20, 2023 at 12:29 AM
Instead of waking into the boiler room he sees dead animals and suddenly we are in a sweaty hetero-lighting diner crammed with vegetarian nightmare fuel and tall flames. There's no music to accompany the transition from dark wet diner to fire steam pig head.
Within the first minute a man uses a slur at a waitress who is ignoring him, the lighting and color grading makes everything yellow, green, or red. And everybody is sweating and I think the movie is on the verge of an explosion.
November 20, 2023 at 12:20 AM
Within the first minute a man uses a slur at a waitress who is ignoring him, the lighting and color grading makes everything yellow, green, or red. And everybody is sweating and I think the movie is on the verge of an explosion.
Producer: MICHAEL BAY
November 20, 2023 at 12:17 AM
Producer: MICHAEL BAY
I guess I could start by saying Freddy shouldn't have been allowed to say more than five words per scene unless they were ad lib by Robert Englund.
November 20, 2023 at 12:14 AM
I guess I could start by saying Freddy shouldn't have been allowed to say more than five words per scene unless they were ad lib by Robert Englund.
I fell asleep during this movie twice because it was so boring. Even the ridiculous spectacle they tried to jam in there wasn't entertaining.
October 31, 2023 at 6:30 PM
I fell asleep during this movie twice because it was so boring. Even the ridiculous spectacle they tried to jam in there wasn't entertaining.
Nice stinger please watch #HellHouseParry
October 31, 2023 at 2:38 AM
Nice stinger please watch #HellHouseParry
So I guess the theme is, evil never dies. #NowYouKnow
October 31, 2023 at 2:34 AM
So I guess the theme is, evil never dies. #NowYouKnow
It's time to go full Blair Witch #HellHouseParty I ain't complaining
October 31, 2023 at 2:18 AM
It's time to go full Blair Witch #HellHouseParty I ain't complaining
Oh damn it's time for some based ass goth synth music I love this film!
October 31, 2023 at 2:09 AM
Oh damn it's time for some based ass goth synth music I love this film!
Men are usually like, I could outrun a clown statue. #HellHouseParty
October 31, 2023 at 2:07 AM
Men are usually like, I could outrun a clown statue. #HellHouseParty
Man apologize to clown
October 31, 2023 at 2:04 AM
Man apologize to clown
Chase Bentley's last recording looks like my unwinding routine every night should I be worried #HellHouseParty
October 31, 2023 at 1:59 AM
Chase Bentley's last recording looks like my unwinding routine every night should I be worried #HellHouseParty
"What the fuck is that?"
I'm assuming it's very small clown on the staircase.
I'm assuming it's very small clown on the staircase.
October 31, 2023 at 1:57 AM
"What the fuck is that?"
I'm assuming it's very small clown on the staircase.
I'm assuming it's very small clown on the staircase.
"FUCKING CLOWNS" lmao #HellHouseParty
October 31, 2023 at 1:53 AM
"FUCKING CLOWNS" lmao #HellHouseParty
'The film is slowing and turning into exposition'
'Time for the sexy'
'Aye eye, captain'
'Time for the sexy'
'Aye eye, captain'
October 31, 2023 at 1:48 AM
'The film is slowing and turning into exposition'
'Time for the sexy'
'Aye eye, captain'
'Time for the sexy'
'Aye eye, captain'
They got her fired in a video conference utilising an ancient configuration of folders known as the Win95 autoexec.bat matrix #HellHouseParty
October 31, 2023 at 1:46 AM
They got her fired in a video conference utilising an ancient configuration of folders known as the Win95 autoexec.bat matrix #HellHouseParty
Homeboy is like, 'we should leave, I totally have your back' and she's like, uh huh thanks
October 31, 2023 at 1:41 AM
Homeboy is like, 'we should leave, I totally have your back' and she's like, uh huh thanks
The lights are out and there's clowns in the basement and they're gonna find the breakers instead of leaving #HellHouseParty
October 31, 2023 at 1:39 AM
The lights are out and there's clowns in the basement and they're gonna find the breakers instead of leaving #HellHouseParty