gourddude.bsky.social
@gourddude.bsky.social
Favorite thing to utilize as a #moondruid
Pixies. Level 4 conjure woodland beings nets you 8 pixies.
They each have flight, polymorph, sleep that can be used once a day.
Creative use of these bad bois is now dubbed Pixie Tactics in my group.
December 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Reasons why Moon druids are cracked:
Cast move earth
Bonus action wildshape into earth elemental
Earth glide underground as movement

Lay waste to every structure in the area without being able to take damage
#dnd #moondruid
December 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
On like day 5 or something of quitting smoking... Took an emotional support nap and had a wild dream that I kinda had control over. Haven't dreamed in a long while that I can remember
August 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It'd be fucking awesome if all the vacant homes tied up in investors pocket books just got released back into the market like actually. Immediately would reduce the cost of living
August 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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The capitalist class converts your life-time into leisure-time for themselves. Time to get organized, comrades.
#SocialistSunday
August 3, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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SHERO
August 3, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Banishing the bad thoughts today
August 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Reposted
August 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Harder please
August 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I don't know what to do.
Feels like I'm constantly messing up
Reacting wrong
Saying things wrong
Perceiving things wrong

Am I even worth this crap?
August 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Fuck my life like actually
July 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I just want to be understood
July 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Love the brain going down rage inducing memory lane
July 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
5 hours into my shift. Only 6 more to go 🙄
July 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Love how my manager gets paid the big bucks to chill in the office all day and look up memes while I HAVE to be looking busy to earn my hourly wage
July 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
One day where something doesn't go wrong and I'm to blame for it please. That's all I want.
July 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Yep. Mental state in critical condition. Fuck existing rn
July 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Either I concede or I push until we can't see eye to eye. What's the fucking point?
July 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I don't fucking caaaare
June 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Vent (dnr) damn it feels like I can't do shit right the moment pattern recognition kicks in. It's like watching the tragedy unfold in slow motion and then nothing I do or say helps after the fact.
Robert Downey Jr Face Palm GIF
ALT: Robert Downey Jr Face Palm GIF
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June 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM