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@governor-slugwell.bsky.social
I got $51.00 from the Orange Benevolent!

Of course he had nothing to do with it. But he took credit for!
December 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I have a crawl space… they call the design the “John Wayne Gacy”
December 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Up here it’s Black Mold, and basement problems.
December 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Pat went through 2 livers!
December 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I’m a low dollar jiggilo… But I hear @bix.bsky.social gets $200.00 on only fans!!… and then there’s @beel.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
When I bought this little lake house the agent tried to get me to buy a home inspection, This and that. I put on boots, and climbed into the crawl space, the attic then had the potential insurance agent do a search.. the realtor was not happy.
December 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I have 51 dollars from. DT!
December 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I slammed it like Glen Olson needing a 8-Ball!

51 dollars! Hookers and Blow on Duck Lake tonight!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
You Austrians really know how to party!
December 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
So you have a hot tub full of mulled wine? Can I see pics?
December 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The only good raccoon is a dead raccoon!
December 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Now I’m aroused
December 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I'm alright now, but last week I was in rough shape..

I dug my vehicle out if three snow banks… in the mean time raccoons stole my dormant Chive plant I was using to hold down my compost bucket …
December 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
@beel.bsky.social

This whole series of events are a bit much…

It may be awhile before I try to be funny…

I’m resorting to a Champagne Enema and Hit Off The Rock..
December 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
And then we get a new Pope!
December 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
You forgot the Citation!
December 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
So fucked up…
December 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Saying it’s their junkie son
December 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Devistating
December 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
It’s a little too fast for me
December 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM