Greg Petropoulos
@gpetropoulos37.bsky.social
What am I all about? I’m about 5’8” or 9”.
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JD Vance is a twat. … And that cannot be said enough times. #JDVanceIsATwat #JDVanceCanGoStraightToHell
January 9, 2026 at 2:19 AM
JD Vance is a twat. … And that cannot be said enough times. #JDVanceIsATwat #JDVanceCanGoStraightToHell
Should you come across some Turd Birds flying a kite, you will notice that the only tail will be on the kite. (Turd Birds don’t need tail feathers to be emotionally stable.)
January 4, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Should you come across some Turd Birds flying a kite, you will notice that the only tail will be on the kite. (Turd Birds don’t need tail feathers to be emotionally stable.)
Two crows hopped out the thicket upon a stick and two wickets. Said one, “If this stick wasn’t so stuck, I’d very likely knick it.” … Crow-quet
Revisited. Acrylic on 30”x40”x1.5” canvas. #acrylicpainting #punwithpaint
Revisited. Acrylic on 30”x40”x1.5” canvas. #acrylicpainting #punwithpaint
December 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Two crows hopped out the thicket upon a stick and two wickets. Said one, “If this stick wasn’t so stuck, I’d very likely knick it.” … Crow-quet
Revisited. Acrylic on 30”x40”x1.5” canvas. #acrylicpainting #punwithpaint
Revisited. Acrylic on 30”x40”x1.5” canvas. #acrylicpainting #punwithpaint
Meowy Christmas. Since you can’t watch NFL football on network TV this Christmas, I present Mad Cat #9 (?), acrylic on 12”x12”x1.5” canvas, who looks aptly disappointed. Sunabichy Netflixes. All right. Everybody upstairs. Get dressed. We are going out to eat. #acrylicpainting #cats #catsoncanvas
December 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Meowy Christmas. Since you can’t watch NFL football on network TV this Christmas, I present Mad Cat #9 (?), acrylic on 12”x12”x1.5” canvas, who looks aptly disappointed. Sunabichy Netflixes. All right. Everybody upstairs. Get dressed. We are going out to eat. #acrylicpainting #cats #catsoncanvas
I don’t know what this is: Turd Birds at Temple, Turd Birds in Hell, Archeologist Turd Birds at a Dig, Turd Birds in the Land of the Lost? It simply is what it is … Turds Birds on plywood. #sillypainting
December 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I don’t know what this is: Turd Birds at Temple, Turd Birds in Hell, Archeologist Turd Birds at a Dig, Turd Birds in the Land of the Lost? It simply is what it is … Turds Birds on plywood. #sillypainting
Know a kid who has been an absolute brat? Forget the coal. Get a book! This is what “No Place for a Dragon” looks like in the flesh … well, in the pulp. Life hack: hard cover books make the best stepping stones when The Floor is Lava. #Childrensbooks #MakeTheBratsRead
December 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Know a kid who has been an absolute brat? Forget the coal. Get a book! This is what “No Place for a Dragon” looks like in the flesh … well, in the pulp. Life hack: hard cover books make the best stepping stones when The Floor is Lava. #Childrensbooks #MakeTheBratsRead
My latest book … currently available only at a massive e-commerce platform named after a river and ancient warrior class that I don’t want to mention right now because I’m kinda down on billionaires. But tell tens of thousands of your friends anyway. #childrensbook #selfpublishing
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
My latest book … currently available only at a massive e-commerce platform named after a river and ancient warrior class that I don’t want to mention right now because I’m kinda down on billionaires. But tell tens of thousands of your friends anyway. #childrensbook #selfpublishing
I know “North” is in the state name; but should we be seeing the northern lights like this in North Carolina? Or did Tennessee just blow up? (3-second exposures from my deck in Mars Hill, NC). #northernlights #redskyatnightWTFamiright?
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I know “North” is in the state name; but should we be seeing the northern lights like this in North Carolina? Or did Tennessee just blow up? (3-second exposures from my deck in Mars Hill, NC). #northernlights #redskyatnightWTFamiright?
Much to the cook’s horror,
the mouse popped out the kitchen drawer,
just to say, “Hi!” and nothing more.
#doodles #mouseindahouse
the mouse popped out the kitchen drawer,
just to say, “Hi!” and nothing more.
#doodles #mouseindahouse
November 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Much to the cook’s horror,
the mouse popped out the kitchen drawer,
just to say, “Hi!” and nothing more.
#doodles #mouseindahouse
the mouse popped out the kitchen drawer,
just to say, “Hi!” and nothing more.
#doodles #mouseindahouse
‘Tis the season. Here’s my chopping list. #firewoodporn #nationalstrike
October 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
‘Tis the season. Here’s my chopping list. #firewoodporn #nationalstrike
I was glad there was no tear gas or pepper spray. But, you know, a little paprika or rosemary may have been in order. Asheville No Kings Day. #NoKings #Ashevilke #AVL #HeyHoStephenMillerHasGotToGobbleShitIDontCareThatItDoesntRhyme
October 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I was glad there was no tear gas or pepper spray. But, you know, a little paprika or rosemary may have been in order. Asheville No Kings Day. #NoKings #Ashevilke #AVL #HeyHoStephenMillerHasGotToGobbleShitIDontCareThatItDoesntRhyme
Asheville No Kings protest. Have you ever seen such duckin’ violence? #NoKings #Asheville #AVL #OhYeahFuckTrumpandHisSlimyNaziMinions
October 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Asheville No Kings protest. Have you ever seen such duckin’ violence? #NoKings #Asheville #AVL #OhYeahFuckTrumpandHisSlimyNaziMinions
A year after Hurricane Helene, here’s a reminder that this corner of the world is still pretty cool. And cats. Because—duh—that’s why we’re all here. #WNC #Asheville #Cats
September 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
A year after Hurricane Helene, here’s a reminder that this corner of the world is still pretty cool. And cats. Because—duh—that’s why we’re all here. #WNC #Asheville #Cats
Can anyone recommend a really bad concert, play, comedian, soapbox preacher, or vaudeville act?
September 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Can anyone recommend a really bad concert, play, comedian, soapbox preacher, or vaudeville act?
Blatant tomato brag.
August 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Blatant tomato brag.
music.apple.com/us/album/tal... You deserve a break from the news. Listen to an old song that’s new on Apple Music and streaming services: “Taller Than Dogs” by Oscar Trim. … Because I obviously haven’t embarrassed myself enough today. “Cats really dig us cuz we’re taller than dogs.” Deep.
Taller Than Dogs by Oscar Trim on Apple Music
Song · 2002 · Duration 2:42
music.apple.com
August 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
music.apple.com/us/album/tal... You deserve a break from the news. Listen to an old song that’s new on Apple Music and streaming services: “Taller Than Dogs” by Oscar Trim. … Because I obviously haven’t embarrassed myself enough today. “Cats really dig us cuz we’re taller than dogs.” Deep.
A study in light contrast and a study in lazy-assed. #Cats #WhyWeAreHereAmIRight
July 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
A study in light contrast and a study in lazy-assed. #Cats #WhyWeAreHereAmIRight
Mad Cat #8. Acrylic on 12x12x1.5 canvas, cuz gonna stay mad until things change. #acrylicpainting #cats #paintingsofcats #PaintingsOfSomethingThatMightBeACatMightNotArtIsInterprettedEh
July 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Mad Cat #8. Acrylic on 12x12x1.5 canvas, cuz gonna stay mad until things change. #acrylicpainting #cats #paintingsofcats #PaintingsOfSomethingThatMightBeACatMightNotArtIsInterprettedEh
July 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
“Four Bitten Fruit Revisited” acrylic on four 12”x12”x1.5” canvas. #PunWithPaint #AcrylicPainting
June 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
“Four Bitten Fruit Revisited” acrylic on four 12”x12”x1.5” canvas. #PunWithPaint #AcrylicPainting
A spoony this afternoony. #spooncarving #IseeYouvePlayedKnifeySpoonyBefore
June 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
A spoony this afternoony. #spooncarving #IseeYouvePlayedKnifeySpoonyBefore
“Excelsior!” Max claims victory as he climbs ever upward and thwarts the fiendish practice of making of the bed. Well done, Max. You win this round. #cats
June 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
“Excelsior!” Max claims victory as he climbs ever upward and thwarts the fiendish practice of making of the bed. Well done, Max. You win this round. #cats
“I know you’re trying to communicate,” said the bird rather ruffled.
But your whistling would be better completely muffled.”
“You believe you’re saying ‘hello’ but you just shouted ‘go to hell.’
I could respond, ‘You first,” but you’d only hear “farewell.’”
#doodling #ResistanceIsDoodle
But your whistling would be better completely muffled.”
“You believe you’re saying ‘hello’ but you just shouted ‘go to hell.’
I could respond, ‘You first,” but you’d only hear “farewell.’”
#doodling #ResistanceIsDoodle
June 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
“I know you’re trying to communicate,” said the bird rather ruffled.
But your whistling would be better completely muffled.”
“You believe you’re saying ‘hello’ but you just shouted ‘go to hell.’
I could respond, ‘You first,” but you’d only hear “farewell.’”
#doodling #ResistanceIsDoodle
But your whistling would be better completely muffled.”
“You believe you’re saying ‘hello’ but you just shouted ‘go to hell.’
I could respond, ‘You first,” but you’d only hear “farewell.’”
#doodling #ResistanceIsDoodle
Stephen Miller is what happens when a dog turd turns white, becomes sentient, puts on a suit, and spouts Nazi propaganda. JD Vance is what happens when a dog repeated drops a turd on the same spot—over and over again—and the resulting turd golem goes into politics. #ThanksTerryMoran #FuckABC
June 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Stephen Miller is what happens when a dog turd turns white, becomes sentient, puts on a suit, and spouts Nazi propaganda. JD Vance is what happens when a dog repeated drops a turd on the same spot—over and over again—and the resulting turd golem goes into politics. #ThanksTerryMoran #FuckABC