Still the tiny voice in the back of my head is like "HEY YOU HINTED AT BROOKE ACTUALLY GETTING SOME DEVELOPMENT?! CAN WE GO BACK TO THAT?!?!"

Your friend that insists on giving you the complete context on their relationship to every single person when they're telling a story [complimentary]

It's still just a little rain here in Seattle proper but it sounds like that might change over the next few hours

There was an easter egg scene on the DVD for Fellowship that was basically this and it didn't seem to give Jack Black any powers.

The scene where the suit starts talking to him in Spanglish is what the "Mask! Copy!" scene from the first Venom wishes it was.

I can picture this so clearly in my mind despite having never heard it and it makes me incandescent with rage.

The "Baby It's Cold Outside" debate is semantic because we shouldn't be playing it because it sucks! It's a shitty song that goes nowhere and serves nothing! It's Chorus-chorus-chorus-chorus-chorus-chorus!

We also shouldn't be playing it because it's about sexual assault but also the first thing!

Like neither is good but I'd rather take a golf club to the shins than the head.

Don't even get me started on Last Christmas.

Butter-fly from Digimon Adventure doesn't get enough flowers

Watching this without sound coming from your account I was expecting it to be a joke about JRPGs and then got jumpscared by the president.

Sometimes I forget that unlike Twitter, my father in law is not on here and therefore I can talk about my wife's ass more freely.