...terrifyingly dark Hamburglar, relishing in my instant unease. The Hamburglar was about to give chase, and my only hope for survival was to find this impossible path to freedom within the maze. The maze looked like the shape of a mountain that a toddler drew, but the inner workings were...

Thank you!

You spelled "determined and time-efficient" wrong, sir. That there is the hero we all need.

That was a whole lifetime ago, hey? What gets in your way? I can do a little bit at a time, but not marathons like I used to, because that requires focus and sitting still and *not* going thru the entire list of shit I'm not getting done in my head and feeling guilty about it.

This is pretty much the best thing I've seen today.

If you're considering a cruise, you need to watch "The Poop Cruise" or "Amy Bradley is Missing", and then think REAL hard. Save yourself.