There’s something so sinister about the Red Bull car (with the giant can atop) popping up every two weeks in DC

If you have a full-sized shopping cart filled to the brim you cannot seriously be in the self-checkout line. Have some self awareness.

The highest form of evil is a poached pear

Please keep your HIIT workout summaries to yourself. If we have not spoken in years I shouldn’t have to see that.

Every time I read “surpasses” it always looks misspelled