ARGHHHHust
Ughjust
(Alternatives to August, more accurately describing the 118 degree vibe)
Ughjust
(Alternatives to August, more accurately describing the 118 degree vibe)
August 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
ARGHHHHust
Ughjust
(Alternatives to August, more accurately describing the 118 degree vibe)
Ughjust
(Alternatives to August, more accurately describing the 118 degree vibe)
Why wouldn’t you watch a show you liked more than once? Is there a limit on how many times you hear your favorite song?
July 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Why wouldn’t you watch a show you liked more than once? Is there a limit on how many times you hear your favorite song?
How come dried grapes are raisins but dried apricots are dried apricots
Dried cranberries are dried cranberries
Dried mango is… dried mango
Dried cranberries are dried cranberries
Dried mango is… dried mango
July 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
How come dried grapes are raisins but dried apricots are dried apricots
Dried cranberries are dried cranberries
Dried mango is… dried mango
Dried cranberries are dried cranberries
Dried mango is… dried mango
Apply sunscreen 30mins before heading outdoors and then good for 40mins coverage so like.. 10mins outside? When do we start this diabolical stop watch
June 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Apply sunscreen 30mins before heading outdoors and then good for 40mins coverage so like.. 10mins outside? When do we start this diabolical stop watch
Wow got ma’am-ed twice today what did I do
June 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Wow got ma’am-ed twice today what did I do
When did we shift to prioritizing our health by “walking 8-10k steps a day”
Bro just say you walked 5 miles like what the fuck
I am not tracking another measurement increment this is ludicrous
Bro just say you walked 5 miles like what the fuck
I am not tracking another measurement increment this is ludicrous
June 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
When did we shift to prioritizing our health by “walking 8-10k steps a day”
Bro just say you walked 5 miles like what the fuck
I am not tracking another measurement increment this is ludicrous
Bro just say you walked 5 miles like what the fuck
I am not tracking another measurement increment this is ludicrous
Kindly requesting just one superpower. The ability to commandeer every playlist.
Grocery stores, elevators, rollerskating rinks hate to see me coming
Grocery stores, elevators, rollerskating rinks hate to see me coming
April 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Kindly requesting just one superpower. The ability to commandeer every playlist.
Grocery stores, elevators, rollerskating rinks hate to see me coming
Grocery stores, elevators, rollerskating rinks hate to see me coming
Still not smart enough to spell
Excersize. Xercice. Exersize. What the fuck
Excersize. Xercice. Exersize. What the fuck
April 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Still not smart enough to spell
Excersize. Xercice. Exersize. What the fuck
Excersize. Xercice. Exersize. What the fuck
Good news! The trees look like fireworks again
April 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Good news! The trees look like fireworks again
I mean at this point I think we just get married at Costco. They probably cater and everything. 🍕
March 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I mean at this point I think we just get married at Costco. They probably cater and everything. 🍕
To sit in a coffee shop and make life plans, the ultimate fantasy
March 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
To sit in a coffee shop and make life plans, the ultimate fantasy
Is being in your car considered being outside or inside?
March 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Is being in your car considered being outside or inside?
I don’t want to be a brain anymore, just want to be a body
February 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I don’t want to be a brain anymore, just want to be a body
Why do we call it soap operas? Because of the bubbles?
February 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Why do we call it soap operas? Because of the bubbles?
Let’s start a band we’ll call ourselves the
Knockoff Tchotchkes
Knockoff Tchotchkes
January 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Let’s start a band we’ll call ourselves the
Knockoff Tchotchkes
Knockoff Tchotchkes
Why is fungal not spelled like jungle
January 31, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Why is fungal not spelled like jungle
How come swimming pools are buried to be at ground level but bath tubs are always above ground?
January 31, 2025 at 2:59 AM
How come swimming pools are buried to be at ground level but bath tubs are always above ground?