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she/they | gay & taken | Teacher | Master of Arts | Master of Games | cat dad

Occasional posts in Norwegian

🦇 Carpe Noctem 🦇
Ways in which IKEA furniture resembles an escape room:
- Time spent going "huh??" at the instructions
- "You're not supposed to be THAT forceful with it"
- The need to trust the process
- Easier with friends
December 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Update on this: I entered that obsession hard enough to end up among top 0.07% of listeners this year within 5 monhs. Oops!
As a person with a masters degree in literally werewolf literature, I think it's very appropriate of me to enter into a Powerwolf obsession rn
December 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Personally, I think signing presidential orders with sharpie, like a child using a coloring book, is more invalidating than using an autopen.
November 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
My coach thinks I'll be ready to compete in a HEMA tournament by next winter, and I am both excited and afraid
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Altså, hvilken stakkars intern er det som prøver å tekste Norge-Ungarn på TV2? For dette var ikke særlig bra 😅
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I love that the protag of BL2 clearly just took their name from the first poster in front of them. Like "Uuuhmm... Phyre, sure. Call me Phyre."
October 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
When I was like 10ish, some unknown creep started texting me. Or rather, he tried, because 10 year old me gave the phone to my mother, who promtly called him from it and cussed him out so severly he didn't even dare to hang up until she was done.

Sometimes I wonder how that guy's life is going.
October 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Takk og pris, altså
September 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Lite gjennomtenkt av Palestinakomiteens medlem å stjele skilt fra Norgesdemokratene også løpe rett inn i Pride-paraden for å komme unna. Det påfølgende slagsmålet satt mange flere folk i fare enn om hun hadde løpt andre veien. Det skaper ikke støtte for saken å lage frykt i gatene på en slik måte!
August 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Har blitt sitert i en avis med så hinnsides forferdelig norsk at jeg faktisk vurderer å kontakte journalisten og be ham rette opp. Særskrivingsfeil OG grammatikkfeil i tittelen er faktisk ikke greit.
August 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Can't believe VTMB2 is finally happening. I was still in high school when the game was first announced! I TEACH high schoolers now!
August 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Ting som suger: Å oppdage at en av kildene man har sitert i en bitteliten setning i masteroppgaven er skrevet av en ancient-aliens-nazi

Ting som er veldig gøy: Å hevde at varulver er megaskeive og det er kult i den masteroppgaven

something something be the change you wanna see in the world
August 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Å skrike ut motstanderen i en debatt er en overamerikanisert mediesirkus-greie som vi ikke trenger å importere. Also, ser jeg EN toppolitiker til gjøre triks som en hund som tigger ved velgernes middagsbord, kommer jeg til å få en hjerneblødning.
Si hva du mener, jeg driter i om du kan sjonglere!
August 6, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I must admit, I had forgotten what it feels like to read fiction without a deadline of "need to finish this before the seminar next week". It's so good to actually read for my own enjoyment again!
August 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This is my plea for people to not be creeps to performers. Had a guy come up to me during a combat show today and get all up in my face, sniff me, and say that I "smelled like a female" (yes, like a fucking ferengi).
July 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
DC is so back
July 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Hvis du som bilist er redd for disse tingene, så kan du ikke kjøre i Norge:
- Svinger
- Nedforbakke
- Sving i nedforbakke
- Oppforbakke
- Litt Trang Vei(tm)

Hilsen,
Det tok meg dobbelt så lang tid over Haukelifjell i dag som det gjorde på mandag, med cirka lik mengde trafikk
July 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
As a person with a masters degree in literally werewolf literature, I think it's very appropriate of me to enter into a Powerwolf obsession rn
June 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Alle som sa at Kaizers ikke hører hjemme på Tons of Rock bør ta seg en bolle! Ingen andre headlinere har hatt publikum som stod igjen i en halvtime og sang etter de hadde gått av scenen
June 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Gleder meg som en unge til Tons Of Rock ✨️ Aldri vært der før, så jeg er kjempehyped
June 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Reposted by Graddost
Oppdatering!

(Dessverre ikke mitt kunstverk)
June 6, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Når Håvard Jensens "beklagelse" inneholder setningen "det at jeg sa at jeg vil jage homofile med øks hadde ikke blitt noen sak hvis ikke en journalist hadde overhørt at jeg spøkte med det," må man jo spørre om slik snakk er vanlig sjargong i Indre Østfold FRP 🤔
June 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Finishing seven years of higher education on a random Wednesday and then promptly falling seriously ill the day after was, though horrible, a mood
June 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I'm starting to get the impression that if you don't come across like this when you're trying to explain your thesis to someone, you're doing something wrong
April 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Reposted by Graddost
‘When authoritarians promise a return to an imaginary past, they stoke a furious nostalgia in those who have no better way to understand what is actually undermining their sense of a durable and meaningful future.’

Judith Butler on Executive Order 14168: www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
Judith Butler · This Is Wrong: Executive Order 14168
When diversity, equity and inclusion become ‘threats’ to the order of society, progressive politics in general is...
www.lrb.co.uk
April 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM