gradientdescent
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Author Jack Stein / artist / gardening nerd between March and August 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Art tagged #embroidery
Art & writing NSFW / be 18+ please
Art tagged #embroidery
Art & writing NSFW / be 18+ please
the fuck you say
January 25, 2026 at 1:32 AM
the fuck you say
One of my favorite designs. Simple, to the point.
#embroidery
#embroidery
January 23, 2026 at 10:30 PM
One of my favorite designs. Simple, to the point.
#embroidery
#embroidery
Let’s make the most of the clean slate
January 23, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Let’s make the most of the clean slate
Fellas I am not going to step foot outside for a WEEK
January 23, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Fellas I am not going to step foot outside for a WEEK
The Schiele embroidery project is coming along
January 21, 2026 at 10:26 PM
The Schiele embroidery project is coming along
do you SEE this little pervert
January 21, 2026 at 2:01 AM
do you SEE this little pervert
Ok so I’m real bummed still about having to re-build half of my front yard garden from the ground up but as a small incentive I allowed myself to purchase one new lawn ornament.
January 19, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Ok so I’m real bummed still about having to re-build half of my front yard garden from the ground up but as a small incentive I allowed myself to purchase one new lawn ornament.
It’s so soggy and cold outside today that even wintercat is like “nah I’m good here”
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 PM
It’s so soggy and cold outside today that even wintercat is like “nah I’m good here”
The rest of my house is growing filthier by the day but by god I’m gonna fix my yard
January 17, 2026 at 7:01 PM
The rest of my house is growing filthier by the day but by god I’m gonna fix my yard
the earth has a secret it can’t wait to tell you
January 17, 2026 at 6:37 PM
the earth has a secret it can’t wait to tell you
This isn't what I came here for, but I'm not gonna lie, I'm tempted
January 16, 2026 at 3:10 PM
This isn't what I came here for, but I'm not gonna lie, I'm tempted
soooooooooooon
January 16, 2026 at 12:52 PM
soooooooooooon
But also, crucially:
January 15, 2026 at 5:11 PM
But also, crucially:
pictured on right: this man’s actual pet weirdo
January 15, 2026 at 2:57 PM
pictured on right: this man’s actual pet weirdo
desperately searching for a supercut of this man narrating 1940s war anecdotes while everyone else’s eyes glaze over but apparently Magnum PI is TOO ANCIENT for the youtubers to care about
January 15, 2026 at 2:26 PM
desperately searching for a supercut of this man narrating 1940s war anecdotes while everyone else’s eyes glaze over but apparently Magnum PI is TOO ANCIENT for the youtubers to care about
Would you look at that, I finished a thing. And on account of using the button and the leather strap, it counts as a stashbuster too!
January 11, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Would you look at that, I finished a thing. And on account of using the button and the leather strap, it counts as a stashbuster too!
I know trees can’t apologize in human language but I feel like this one should at least TRY, on account of the amount of poison ivy rash I’ve incurred trying to save it from being choked to death
January 11, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I know trees can’t apologize in human language but I feel like this one should at least TRY, on account of the amount of poison ivy rash I’ve incurred trying to save it from being choked to death
sometimes there’s just not enough yarn in the world to get through it all but you just gotta keep stitching
January 10, 2026 at 6:17 PM
sometimes there’s just not enough yarn in the world to get through it all but you just gotta keep stitching
You know what’s good for managing stress due to events out of one’s direct control? Some good ol’ repetitive motion.
January 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
You know what’s good for managing stress due to events out of one’s direct control? Some good ol’ repetitive motion.
Finished painting me another brick just in time for the beginning of winter garden clean-out
January 8, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Finished painting me another brick just in time for the beginning of winter garden clean-out
For a slightly DIFFERENT kind of debauchery, I present to my stationary mutuals my current object of desire: the Kolo Tino ballpoint in San Marzano red.
January 7, 2026 at 5:52 PM
For a slightly DIFFERENT kind of debauchery, I present to my stationary mutuals my current object of desire: the Kolo Tino ballpoint in San Marzano red.
I had to look up “lupercalia” but I reckon this could be a good excuse to fuck up Billy, if nothing else
January 7, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I had to look up “lupercalia” but I reckon this could be a good excuse to fuck up Billy, if nothing else
Of all the fics for this spam bot to comment on, they could not have done worse than selecting this, a story in which a chain smoking snake woman dares a 9 ft tall noir detective to put his dick in a magical glory hole for a nickel
January 5, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Of all the fics for this spam bot to comment on, they could not have done worse than selecting this, a story in which a chain smoking snake woman dares a 9 ft tall noir detective to put his dick in a magical glory hole for a nickel
meanwhile the Patrons know exactly how to make him dance, and they sure don’t care that they’re sending this schlub out to die against people like Geist, Seven, Infernus etc
January 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
meanwhile the Patrons know exactly how to make him dance, and they sure don’t care that they’re sending this schlub out to die against people like Geist, Seven, Infernus etc