@benstewart.bsky.social is so hairy that regular shaving is insufficient to control his growth. He has to use industrial shears, the hot fires of hell, and paint stripper.
January 6, 2026 at 6:34 PM
@benstewart.bsky.social is so hairy that regular shaving is insufficient to control his growth. He has to use industrial shears, the hot fires of hell, and paint stripper.
Soy sauce? on chips?
December 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Soy sauce? on chips?
I would suggest Man Like Mobeen but I suspect it fails on multiple levels.
December 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I would suggest Man Like Mobeen but I suspect it fails on multiple levels.
She's going to have a terrible Easter.
December 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
She's going to have a terrible Easter.
Yer a prick an i hate u!
Better?
Better?
December 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Yer a prick an i hate u!
Better?
Better?
You're doing it wrong!
December 19, 2025 at 10:09 AM
You're doing it wrong!
I would have thought it was "Andy Raff do do do dododo"
December 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I would have thought it was "Andy Raff do do do dododo"
Tytalus was a dickbag, signed Me, Guernicus. I've got my eye on you Bufo.
December 18, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Tytalus was a dickbag, signed Me, Guernicus. I've got my eye on you Bufo.
WTF is a biblically correct Womble? Are they not already perfect in the Lords eyes?
December 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
WTF is a biblically correct Womble? Are they not already perfect in the Lords eyes?
Yes please. We all need protecting against Raffs madness
December 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Yes please. We all need protecting against Raffs madness
I want Beagle to win. Just for the name.
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I want Beagle to win. Just for the name.
How are they actually enforcing tbe ban Jez? Is it tied to the age / DOB linked to the user account?
Surely kids will just lie about their age/ do any number of other things to circumvent
Surely kids will just lie about their age/ do any number of other things to circumvent
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
How are they actually enforcing tbe ban Jez? Is it tied to the age / DOB linked to the user account?
Surely kids will just lie about their age/ do any number of other things to circumvent
Surely kids will just lie about their age/ do any number of other things to circumvent
AHA! So it's true! You really do live upside down, down under!
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
AHA! So it's true! You really do live upside down, down under!
You've been warned about getting your wang out in public! Number or otherwise!
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
You've been warned about getting your wang out in public! Number or otherwise!
yOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY JUST FOR WRITING THIS
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
yOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY JUST FOR WRITING THIS
that sounds like everyone's worst nightmare, not just the DMs
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 AM
that sounds like everyone's worst nightmare, not just the DMs
"It made me want to shout "are you a five year old child, are you fucking five?!" at grown men that I've known for years." - I'm like this @wulfboyraff.bsky.social every few minutes or so.
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
"It made me want to shout "are you a five year old child, are you fucking five?!" at grown men that I've known for years." - I'm like this @wulfboyraff.bsky.social every few minutes or so.
*reads back* Yup... didn't need to read that. Can't unsee it now...
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
*reads back* Yup... didn't need to read that. Can't unsee it now...
"While I, on the other hand, had two pounded into the back of the net before the half time whistle." - Is this a euphemism?
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
"While I, on the other hand, had two pounded into the back of the net before the half time whistle." - Is this a euphemism?