Graham Guest
@grahamguest.bsky.social
London, UK
Europhile, language nerd, occasional flâneur, part-time hermit.
"At times, indeed, almost ridiculous—
Almost, at times, the Fool."
Europhile, language nerd, occasional flâneur, part-time hermit.
"At times, indeed, almost ridiculous—
Almost, at times, the Fool."
I was going to bring this matter up at the AGM of the Hermits' Society, but nobody turned up.
November 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I was going to bring this matter up at the AGM of the Hermits' Society, but nobody turned up.
After all, the flying penises got through. 🧐
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
After all, the flying penises got through. 🧐
Can we get a link to it outside Bluesky?
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Can we get a link to it outside Bluesky?
I got thrown out of the Co-op for that.
November 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I got thrown out of the Co-op for that.
Is this you, Emily?
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Is this you, Emily?
I suggest a bacon and banana butty.
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I suggest a bacon and banana butty.
They'll be coming for guacamole next.
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
They'll be coming for guacamole next.
Binoculars available on request.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Binoculars available on request.
And your site is among my bookmarks.
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
And your site is among my bookmarks.
I deleted my post because irony has a habit of backfiring on social media. ☹️
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I deleted my post because irony has a habit of backfiring on social media. ☹️
Surely a compromise could have been reached with fried chicken pizza.
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Surely a compromise could have been reached with fried chicken pizza.
When Christmas started in June.
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 AM
When Christmas started in June.
A cable is obsolete for as long as you have it. When you throw it away, it immediately becomes vital.
November 25, 2025 at 8:12 AM
A cable is obsolete for as long as you have it. When you throw it away, it immediately becomes vital.
As long as you're not standing on the side of the road, rain falling on your shoes...
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
As long as you're not standing on the side of the road, rain falling on your shoes...
"These horoscopes are patent nonsense, Watson. It says here that I should stay away from waterfalls."
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
"These horoscopes are patent nonsense, Watson. It says here that I should stay away from waterfalls."
Postmen, perhaps. 🥶
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Postmen, perhaps. 🥶
We shall fight it with the bleaches.
November 21, 2025 at 8:25 AM
We shall fight it with the bleaches.