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grahampasteur.bsky.social
febreze
@grahampasteur.bsky.social
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febreze @grahampasteur.bsky.social · 15d
Meet Bartleby, the "Zoomer Boomer" disrupting the managerial space -- from his goon station
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febreze @grahampasteur.bsky.social · Aug 20
the steady march of fascism and rapidly intensifying climate change have both helped alleviate my death anxiety. i don't want to be here any longer than i need to be. febreze
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febreze @grahampasteur.bsky.social · Aug 8
arrrrgghhfff
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febreze @grahampasteur.bsky.social · Aug 8
everything you read on the internet was written for you. sniff up the vibes. Febreze
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febreze @grahampasteur.bsky.social · Aug 2
LUTHOR: they say "urethra" in commercials now. And that's your fault you smirking plutonian.
SUPERMAN: Maybe that's the real hyperpop
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febreze @grahampasteur.bsky.social · Aug 2
look around you. your carriage is being pulled every which way. your senses are confused. unnggghhhhh spray me
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febreze @grahampasteur.bsky.social · Jul 25
febreze awaits you. step into smell
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febreze @grahampasteur.bsky.social · Jul 18
May every day be another wonderful secret. Febreze
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febreze @grahampasteur.bsky.social · Jul 16
what an awful world we've built. at least it can smell good
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febreze @grahampasteur.bsky.social · Jun 28
this guy scared the shit out of me
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febreze @grahampasteur.bsky.social · Jun 28
i forgot my name was febreze
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safest-integer.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Stefan Siegert @safest-integer.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · Jun 27
Close up photo of a white-striped longhorn beetle.

#nature #photography #art

https://edition.cnn.com/world/africa/photographer-celebrating-tiny-creatures-dara-ojo-spc
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febreze @grahampasteur.bsky.social · May 13
what's the meaning of a flower? hippie bulllllllllcraap
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febreze @grahampasteur.bsky.social · May 9
I'm not saying happy mother's Day to someone who's not my mom. Sorry
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febreze @grahampasteur.bsky.social · May 4
I'm post-profound. That's why I'm unappreciated in my time
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febreze @grahampasteur.bsky.social · May 4
we need posters, not spouses
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abomination.computer
oak blanco @abomination.computer · May 4
flowers and birds are better than anything that happens on the computer
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febreze @grahampasteur.bsky.social · May 2
Oh god not this piece of shit again
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febreze @grahampasteur.bsky.social · May 2
candy land is probably disgusting. everything covered in hair and dirt and trash like a gummy worm found under couch cushions
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febreze @grahampasteur.bsky.social · May 2
this coffee tastes like urinal cake smell
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febreze @grahampasteur.bsky.social · May 2
Don't crack me open and drink me. I'm just for spraying
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febreze @grahampasteur.bsky.social · Apr 29
We don't joke about lava here
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febreze @grahampasteur.bsky.social · Apr 28
from what i understand they are all prequels to gr
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febreze @grahampasteur.bsky.social · Apr 27
they're putting me in your town's water supply because it stinks like shit down there
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febreze @grahampasteur.bsky.social · Apr 27
pull my trigger and see me spray
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