Graham Layton
@grahamszs.bsky.social
Ominous. Cerebral. Swoonworthy.
Sometimes, with the adrenaline of a live concert, Rush did rush.
December 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Sometimes, with the adrenaline of a live concert, Rush did rush.
And as for Scarborough. Well…
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
And as for Scarborough. Well…
Big disgrace, kicking his can all over the place.
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Big disgrace, kicking his can all over the place.
I think the guy in the gorilla suit is Scott. But you know, they are twins, easy mistake.
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I think the guy in the gorilla suit is Scott. But you know, they are twins, easy mistake.
🎶 Some people say Jesus, that’s the ace in the hole
But I never met the man so I don’t really know
Maybe some Christmas, if I’m sick and alone
He will look up my number
Call me on the phone, and say
“Hey, boy, where you been so long?
Don’t you know me?
I’m your ace in the hole”
But I never met the man so I don’t really know
Maybe some Christmas, if I’m sick and alone
He will look up my number
Call me on the phone, and say
“Hey, boy, where you been so long?
Don’t you know me?
I’m your ace in the hole”
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
🎶 Some people say Jesus, that’s the ace in the hole
But I never met the man so I don’t really know
Maybe some Christmas, if I’m sick and alone
He will look up my number
Call me on the phone, and say
“Hey, boy, where you been so long?
Don’t you know me?
I’m your ace in the hole”
But I never met the man so I don’t really know
Maybe some Christmas, if I’m sick and alone
He will look up my number
Call me on the phone, and say
“Hey, boy, where you been so long?
Don’t you know me?
I’m your ace in the hole”
How long before we can strap it to the head of a shark?
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
How long before we can strap it to the head of a shark?
My hovercraft is full of eels.
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My hovercraft is full of eels.
“I expect you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today”
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
“I expect you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today”
Fortunately there’s an ointment for that now.
November 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Fortunately there’s an ointment for that now.
Yet another upside down union flag 🫤
November 15, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Yet another upside down union flag 🫤
“White powder white lady
You’re one and the same”
You’re one and the same”
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
“White powder white lady
You’re one and the same”
You’re one and the same”
I’ve never said ‘hello’ to free shipping or ‘goodbye’ to high prices, but they keep asking me to.
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I’ve never said ‘hello’ to free shipping or ‘goodbye’ to high prices, but they keep asking me to.
He’s not man, he’s definitely not Devo.
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
He’s not man, he’s definitely not Devo.
How much Tylenol does that buy you?
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
How much Tylenol does that buy you?