Don’t listen to fools or you might become one.

We won't tell you our plans until we enact them, kinda like with the East Wing. Then when we implement the plan, we will lie about it some more. Stop the world, I want to get off this dystopian globe.

He doesn’t have any basic answers for Rep. Thompson. This is an entirely fabricated threat.

Video in comments. Unbelievable. Lawless. Abusive.

I've loved Sigourney Weaver ever since one of my all-time favorite movies, ALIEN. Couldn't resist going all fanboy on her yesterday & asking for a photo. She told me she's now in the cast of The Mandalorian. Talk about bad timing: she's now in that galaxy far, far away, years after I checked out! 💔

Trumplethinskin creates his own version of reality & then expects us to believe it as if we don't have eyes, ears or functioning brains.

#SAD 🤣

All I want for Xmas. 🙏

ON DECEMBER 19th: ship happens. I voice The Flying Dutchman, the most pants-wettingly scariest ghost to ever roam the high seas.

THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SEARCH FOR SQUAREPANTS.

Arrgh you ready?