Old dear: 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
Assistant: 'I'm afraid not, they're dead'.
Old dear: 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
Assistant: 'I'm afraid not, they're dead'.
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Dear Tom
Thank you for your invitation to host a fundraising dinner in the private room of a top London restaurant.
I would rather die.
All the best
Harold.
Dear Tom
Thank you for your invitation to host a fundraising dinner in the private room of a top London restaurant.
I would rather die.
All the best
Harold.