Graic
@graic.bsky.social
i've been quoted as an expert in a travel magazine during the gulf war. ~*RIP Dale Earnhardt*~
Every movie is a baseball movie until proven otherwise
May 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Every movie is a baseball movie until proven otherwise
The Sandlot was the first MCU film
May 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The Sandlot was the first MCU film
Today, a wasp flew into my window and attacked me whilst I was in the McDonald's drive thru. After a tough battle, I came out the victor, but at a heavy cost.
It just goes to show you that anything can happen in the streets of New York, baby!
It just goes to show you that anything can happen in the streets of New York, baby!
May 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Today, a wasp flew into my window and attacked me whilst I was in the McDonald's drive thru. After a tough battle, I came out the victor, but at a heavy cost.
It just goes to show you that anything can happen in the streets of New York, baby!
It just goes to show you that anything can happen in the streets of New York, baby!
Saw a woman with her shoulders out this morning, completely uncovered! The warmer weather really does bring them out, doesn't it? Thankfully there were no kids around.
May 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Saw a woman with her shoulders out this morning, completely uncovered! The warmer weather really does bring them out, doesn't it? Thankfully there were no kids around.
He may have been number 3.....but he'll always be number 1 in my heart #DaleEarnhardt #RaiseHell #PraiseDale
May 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
He may have been number 3.....but he'll always be number 1 in my heart #DaleEarnhardt #RaiseHell #PraiseDale
After multiple viewings, I've come to the conclusion the characters on "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" are a bit problematic.
Has anyone else noticed this?
Has anyone else noticed this?
April 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
After multiple viewings, I've come to the conclusion the characters on "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" are a bit problematic.
Has anyone else noticed this?
Has anyone else noticed this?
I wish somebody would try to throw me out my Megazord
April 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I wish somebody would try to throw me out my Megazord
Mr Beast doesn't have a father as he isn't a real person
April 1, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Mr Beast doesn't have a father as he isn't a real person
I have the flu and there's nothing Vince McMahon can do about it
March 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I have the flu and there's nothing Vince McMahon can do about it
The worst posting format is probably when someone posts some profound, inspirational quote, but it's always started by "Some random said 'blah blah blah' and I felt that"
March 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The worst posting format is probably when someone posts some profound, inspirational quote, but it's always started by "Some random said 'blah blah blah' and I felt that"
Clowns aren't created - they're born.
March 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Clowns aren't created - they're born.
I can't right now, I'm spinning my fidget spinner.
March 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I can't right now, I'm spinning my fidget spinner.
Just wish I owned an excavator
March 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Just wish I owned an excavator
He was a habitual line stepper
March 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
He was a habitual line stepper
Turns out, I didn't win any Oscars. Not good.
March 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Turns out, I didn't win any Oscars. Not good.
Reposted by Graic
I think about this all the time.
How in The Sopranos, the men are like, hush-hush about performing oral sex on women because the logic is, AND I QUOTE, "if you suck pussy, what else will you suck?"
FELLAS IS IT GAY TO EAT PUSSY???
How in The Sopranos, the men are like, hush-hush about performing oral sex on women because the logic is, AND I QUOTE, "if you suck pussy, what else will you suck?"
FELLAS IS IT GAY TO EAT PUSSY???
February 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I think about this all the time.
How in The Sopranos, the men are like, hush-hush about performing oral sex on women because the logic is, AND I QUOTE, "if you suck pussy, what else will you suck?"
FELLAS IS IT GAY TO EAT PUSSY???
How in The Sopranos, the men are like, hush-hush about performing oral sex on women because the logic is, AND I QUOTE, "if you suck pussy, what else will you suck?"
FELLAS IS IT GAY TO EAT PUSSY???
I'm a giant Pisces of shit
February 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I'm a giant Pisces of shit
There are very few things as important as me, a middle aged white man, making sure as many people as humanly possible know my opinions on the Superbowl halftime show with Kendrick Lamar
February 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
There are very few things as important as me, a middle aged white man, making sure as many people as humanly possible know my opinions on the Superbowl halftime show with Kendrick Lamar
Peppa Pig is a weirdly proportioned pig
February 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Peppa Pig is a weirdly proportioned pig
Never back a rabbit into a corner
February 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Never back a rabbit into a corner
Which lucky lady out there would like to accompany me to the local Arby's this Valentine's Day?
February 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Which lucky lady out there would like to accompany me to the local Arby's this Valentine's Day?
Dale Earnhardt turned right for all of our sins 24 years ago and we should NEVER forget it. #RaiseHell #PraiseDale #3
February 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Dale Earnhardt turned right for all of our sins 24 years ago and we should NEVER forget it. #RaiseHell #PraiseDale #3
I'd like to post more but all I do is work, sleep, play Pokemon Go, and do nothing. But I do nothing actively. Love just sitting there staring aimlessly, no thoughts, no music, just vibing.
February 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I'd like to post more but all I do is work, sleep, play Pokemon Go, and do nothing. But I do nothing actively. Love just sitting there staring aimlessly, no thoughts, no music, just vibing.
No chicken? Or they just out of chicken?
February 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
No chicken? Or they just out of chicken?