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🎃Grammatik👻

@grammatik.bsky.social

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Do what thou wilt. 28 I commission art of my different sharks, like Shakirah, Irma and Aleister. Expect weird kinks and random tirades. FA: furaffinity.net/user/grammaticerror Twitter: x.com/SmugSharkShaki

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🎃Grammatik👻 @grammatik.bsky.social · 14h

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Werezoi Ghost? (EMERGENCY COMMS) @nippleghost.bsky.social · 3d

Current Mood:
Bitch who casually outgrows the damn page.

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Pazz! @pazzdispenser.bsky.social · 14d

They call em P-Crystals because they make you P shaped.

[ Sketch for @hf393.bsky.social ]
[ #nsfw / #breastexpansion ]

An anthro dog woman laughs maniacally as the twists the capsule of a P-Crystal, causing her breasts to expand significantly.

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🎃Grammatik👻 @grammatik.bsky.social · 1h

fantastic work!

🎃Grammatik👻 @grammatik.bsky.social · 1h

the reason why i hate 'furries hating furries' so much is that i was once targetted for being too kinky and hypersexual by furries who i once trusted, despite those same people also having some rather ridiculous kinks themselves.

people in glass houses shouldnt throw stones

🎃Grammatik👻 @grammatik.bsky.social · 1h

every year there's a period where new furries yap about how hypersexualized the fandom is and how it has so many problems etc etc

its boring

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🎃Grammatik👻 @grammatik.bsky.social · 2h

exaaactly

irma should canonically chug that shit like its soda

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🎃Grammatik👻 @grammatik.bsky.social · 2h

i just enjoy playing around with bodytypes too much to be consistent ;O;

🎃Grammatik👻 @grammatik.bsky.social · 2h

actually no, im not bitching about this today, ill bitch about it some other time

its just hard to combine what i find fun (silly sizes) and plot (at least nominally serious-ish)

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🎃Grammatik👻 @grammatik.bsky.social · 2h

i wanna get more goonslop but i also wanna get more plotslop

help

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Wyrm! @wyrming.bsky.social · Jul 13

Bulking bf @ponked.bsky.social ❤️👅

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Norin 🦈 🔜 Twitchcon @mahoukarp.com · 6h

Im just a shark
#art #sharks

illustration of a shark working on a laptop. Second image is them crying on their desk

Text: "Why do cute people (me) have to suffer so much"

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🎃Grammatik👻 @grammatik.bsky.social · 3h

"im here to claim you"

*blows him up with my mind actually*

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🎃Grammatik👻 @grammatik.bsky.social · 3h

thats also a fair point for sure

also cant ignore people who leave because of some scandal, real or imagined, who attempt a return only to be called out once more

🎃Grammatik👻 @grammatik.bsky.social · 3h

after all, if you drop like 750+ usd on art only to vanish without a trace, isnt that really strange?

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🎃Grammatik👻 @grammatik.bsky.social · 3h

maybe that explains why some characters show up with fancy references, get a ton of free art / commission a ton of art, only to then vanish within the span of like 3 years

some faces stay the same in the fandom, others just come and go so quickly it makes you think something is up

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🎃Grammatik👻 @grammatik.bsky.social · 3h

imagine someone commissioning art from you several different times from several different accounts for several different characters and you are just supposed to ignore the fact that all the paypal links go to the same fucking account

like lmao

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🎃Grammatik👻 @grammatik.bsky.social · 3h

smh i woke up and im already in a right steaming mood yeah, and i dont even live in birmingham!!

since finding out years back that there are people who actually have 3+ accounts where they pretend to be different people and commission art as different people etc etc, ive been radicalized lol

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🎃Grammatik👻 @grammatik.bsky.social · 3h

how the fuck can one person get so much free shit in such a limited period of time since joining the fandom

maybe they are jesus christ reborn in furry flesh though, so maybe i should be supportive of it too

🎃Grammatik👻 @grammatik.bsky.social · 3h

the norwegian nobel peace prize comittee supposedly being all smug about trump not getting the prize seem to forget the fact that they themselves nominated and granted FUCKING OBAMA the same prize.

smug libs will be smug libs, they gave the prize to Aung San Suu Kyi too who also was unfit for it

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Dolosus @dolosus.bsky.social · 11h

BWWWHHHHAAUUUOOAAAAR-ORPPPP-💨💨

-the room smells like Hazelnut, and coffee creamer-

stop encouraging me to eat, its unhealthy

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Volkenfox @volkenfox.bsky.social · 3d

Taking donations for eating on stream might seem like a quick buck, but you never know what habits it may encourage over time!

For Grammatik on FA from a bit ago!

A male shark gaming streamer holds a burger in hand, being offered a sub donation if they eat it on stream. Why wouldn't he take such a deal?

Three years later the shark from before is now encased in hundreds of pounds of fat, seemingly having been encouraged to eat more and more for viewer donations, leading to a very gluttonous individual indeed!

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🎃Grammatik👻 @grammatik.bsky.social · 11h

aaah!!! i still love it so much!!!

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🎃Grammatik👻 @grammatik.bsky.social · 12h

dear god its good

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Double @doublecatte.bsky.social · 12h

comm for @ampleabsol.bsky.social

Winter Wyvern won the battle for the aegis, but in her hunger she seemed to forget to not also swallow her team. And the aegis. And now she's too stuffed to move.. Well maybe this is a good time to roll over and let herself digest for a bit?

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Hiverdose @hiverdose.bsky.social · 9d

Leya
#furryart

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