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Garland
@grampalandler.bsky.social
Will draw for food
Doing what men tell women to do because they think it's a good pick up line.
December 14, 2024 at 3:44 PM
I think I'm done working to make everyone else rich.
December 13, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Jordan Neely's truly tragic death, and his killer being found not guilty, highlights how America continues to devalue Black lives.

Why do we criminalize poverty and mental illness instead of providing care and compassion?

There are literally people celebrating. Disgusting.
December 9, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Some of you men are overly masculine.

Me offering a lick of my chocolate lollipop should not make you mad. It's so good bro.

And when I offer to lick it first to show you, y'all get even more upset. I don't understand.
December 5, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Me: ...and this is my bedroom 🙂

Her: Let me guess, "where the magic happens?" 🙄

Me, disgusted: No? This is not where I keep my George Foreman grill.
November 27, 2024 at 6:26 PM
I don't care how mad you get, never put your fucking hands on a woman.
November 25, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Kendrick.

Wow.

This album is flawless.
November 23, 2024 at 12:52 AM
I perform both parts of "#PromiscuousGirl" in the mirror at least once a week.

I usually stop after the "you expect me to just let you hit it" part because I'll go too far and pick up the lotion.
November 22, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Please stop leaving pubic hair in the urinal.

And please shave it. These look like they come from a family of braids.
November 22, 2024 at 11:35 PM
No hangovers for meeeeeee #nowadays #thc #stoner
November 22, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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Even after all these years, nothing makes me feel happy and peaceful like playing Pokemon. Every so often I need to re-learn that it's necessary to make time to play for fun! These happy moments make getting through the hard stuff worth it.
November 20, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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Same shit, different asshole
November 20, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Kawhi is just collecting a check riding the bench.

Goat.
October 17, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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Obscene horror

⬇️ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ ⬇️
October 17, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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Hey Skyfolks! Just a reminder: there is no algorithm on Bsky, so us artists and creators rely heavily on RTs to get our work out there. If you see a post from an artist or creator that you like, please RT generously! It helps us a lot ❤️ Thank you!
October 17, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Some digital art I did bouncing between Procreate and Adobe Illustrator. I wish I could have portfolio folders on Bluesky.
October 17, 2024 at 5:23 PM
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ngl it’s nice that my tl on this site isn’t just spam and misery 24/7
October 17, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Bro, I don't even know where to begin on this app lol. Do I post art or say funny things for attention?
October 17, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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Note to self: use this app instead.
October 17, 2024 at 8:45 AM
I'm sorry we were dying!! Make room on the door!
kim-hu.com Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · Oct 17
too many people coming here, my app is slow now. enough is enough!!!1111111111
October 17, 2024 at 2:27 PM
No ads on this app. It's beginning to feel like 2009 again.
October 17, 2024 at 2:24 PM
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Why is everyone writing these elaborate guides for people who came here from Twitter, its a social media site, they'll figure it out in like under 2 minutes
October 17, 2024 at 12:36 PM
I perform both parts of "Promiscuous Girl" in the mirror at least once a week.

I usually stop after the "you expect me to just let you hit it" part because I'll go too far and pick up the lotion.
October 17, 2024 at 2:22 PM