GrandaPanda and the funky bunch
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Please don't make me write anything here, I'm really not that funny.
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Good news, I'm losing weight, and my scrubs very quickly don't fit. Bad news, my pants fell down during CPR...
June 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Good news, I'm losing weight, and my scrubs very quickly don't fit. Bad news, my pants fell down during CPR...
So...I bought Oblivion
April 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
So...I bought Oblivion
The Last of Us has more re-releases than I have problems right now.
April 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The Last of Us has more re-releases than I have problems right now.
I had a dream that Liam Neeson did Schindler's List as his character from Taken and the move was called Schindler's Fist.
April 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I had a dream that Liam Neeson did Schindler's List as his character from Taken and the move was called Schindler's Fist.
Today was my first full workout at the gym since my break in January. Felt pretty bad about my physique until a guy in the locker room asked me what my arm/shoulder routine was. I still got it. 💪
March 27, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Today was my first full workout at the gym since my break in January. Felt pretty bad about my physique until a guy in the locker room asked me what my arm/shoulder routine was. I still got it. 💪
Mr. Pepper, MD
November 28, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Mr. Pepper, MD
Yes, I bought them with my adult money. Yes, I downloaded an editor and did my best bad job at making it more hilarious.
November 25, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Yes, I bought them with my adult money. Yes, I downloaded an editor and did my best bad job at making it more hilarious.
I was 20 years old when I started working in hospitals. When anyone needed anything, they would always call me "young man." Now, at 30, I get called "sir, " and I would really like a refund, please.
November 24, 2024 at 5:09 PM
I was 20 years old when I started working in hospitals. When anyone needed anything, they would always call me "young man." Now, at 30, I get called "sir, " and I would really like a refund, please.
A lady at Hobby Lobby just got arrested for chasing and attacking staff and demanding to speak to the manager. She's not gonna live, laugh, love her way outta this one.
November 24, 2024 at 5:08 PM
A lady at Hobby Lobby just got arrested for chasing and attacking staff and demanding to speak to the manager. She's not gonna live, laugh, love her way outta this one.
Yeah, sex is cool and all but have you ever had a dream that- that you, umm, you had- you'd- you wa- you could- you'd do, you want- you- you could do so- you- you do- you c- you- you wi- you want- ed to do you so much you could do anything?
November 24, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Yeah, sex is cool and all but have you ever had a dream that- that you, umm, you had- you'd- you wa- you could- you'd do, you want- you- you could do so- you- you do- you c- you- you wi- you want- ed to do you so much you could do anything?
If I've never gone back in time to stop myself from any of my life decisions so far, everything probably works out for the best.
November 24, 2024 at 5:03 PM
If I've never gone back in time to stop myself from any of my life decisions so far, everything probably works out for the best.
Whenever a woman in my life talks about her period, whether it be a friend, coworker or loved one. I always say the same thing: "Ovaries, more like no-varies, am I right??"
Surprisingly, I still have women in my life.
Surprisingly, I still have women in my life.
November 24, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Whenever a woman in my life talks about her period, whether it be a friend, coworker or loved one. I always say the same thing: "Ovaries, more like no-varies, am I right??"
Surprisingly, I still have women in my life.
Surprisingly, I still have women in my life.
Current body type: 50% "Man, that guy works out." 50% "Is that man a beanbag chair?"
November 24, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Current body type: 50% "Man, that guy works out." 50% "Is that man a beanbag chair?"
Imagine a superhero movie where instead of Xray vision, the hero had MRI vision? They see normally, but every time they open their eyes, a toaster or something flies at them. I'd totally watch that movie.
November 24, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Imagine a superhero movie where instead of Xray vision, the hero had MRI vision? They see normally, but every time they open their eyes, a toaster or something flies at them. I'd totally watch that movie.
Does making a sandwich count as waiting for an edible to hit?
November 24, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Does making a sandwich count as waiting for an edible to hit?
If you barcode scanned a zebra, how much would it cost?
November 24, 2024 at 4:59 PM
If you barcode scanned a zebra, how much would it cost?
Do you guys think that birds are loud because they're afraid of heights?
November 24, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Do you guys think that birds are loud because they're afraid of heights?