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Grand Patou
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Observer of the world, satirist, anti-fascist, legal alien, among other things.
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Happy Saturday, friends. Here's another important reason to video any ICE abuses or excessive force you see in your area:
November 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Big props to South Park and Gavin Newsom.

Primo trolling.
August 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
So Truth Social's AI is contradicting Trump? Maybe they'll have to ask Elon to use Grok in its Nazi edition instead
August 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Putin to travel to Alaska WHILE he has a warrant from the International Criminal Court for crimes against humanity, and we're just gonna let this slide?
August 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Oh no, Trump will be forced to fire
the statistician of the US stock market ...
August 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
"Shoot the messenger, he's the liar"

- Donald J Trump
August 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Rob Ford had threatened to cut off electricity to the US "with a smile" back in march.

He then said the US offered him an "olive branch" the very next day.

He then walked back his threat the day after that and never said a word about it again.

What the heck really happened?
July 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
reading the orange guy's desperate tweets and happy to see that it's very hard to find a worst scandal than a child-sex-traffic ring to divert people's attention

Let's hope it continues
July 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Let's face it: Ghislaine will either be paid off to shut up, or be eliminated.

No other possible scenario, and I'm certain she knows it.
July 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
When Trump says something, convert it to it's contrary and you'll find it makes a lot of sense.

Canada is nasty

😎
July 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Remember that rumour about the basement of the Comet Ping Ping Pizza restaurant in Washington DC being the center of a pederaste ring, aka Pizzagate?
Well there seems to be some truth about it, except that it wasn't a restaurant, but Washington DC happens to be a good place to start asking questions
July 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Should something happen to Ghislaine, the orange guy will try to put blame on the democrats
July 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I can see Netflix or AppleTV+ picking up Stephen Colbert.

That would be a great live show for either platform.
July 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Imagine voting for someone running against a alleged deep state, a secretive government, a group of elites, a swamp, a pedo ring ... only to realize that you elected the one that is all of these things combined.
July 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
At this point we can say that NOT believing that there's a client list would be to believe in a conspiracy theory
July 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Hey MAGA,
- E Jean Carroll and the many other women claiming to have been harassed by DJT
- "Grab them the pussy"
- 15 years+ friendship with Epstein (pictures and videos of it)
- and now the flagrant covering up of the Epstein files

Is it finally starting to add up in your head?
July 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Grok is not only Elon Musk's AI but literally an AI version of Elon himself
July 12, 2025 at 11:55 AM
We could make at least 3 spinal-tap type of movies using the stuff both Trump administrations brought us this far
July 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
So the last person to know anything about the client list is Ghislaine ...
July 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Netanyahou said he submitted Trump's name for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Coming from a warmongering individual, that's quite rich.

Also, which peaceful event or resolution did Trump participate in to receive such honor is a real mystery.
July 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
When someone from the Trump administration says something, convert it to it's contrary and you'll find it makes a lot of sense.

I only hire the best
That person is horrible
Canada is nasty
They pay for the tariffs
We got many deals in the making
There is no client list
Epstein was not murdered
July 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Funny how MAGA when they hear democrats contradicting someone else they must be lying and when they hear republicans condradicting themselves they're telling the truth
July 8, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Another strange death in Russia, although it's not falling out of some building window this time.

You gotta change it up a bit once in a while to not evoke suspicions.
July 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM