I couldn't resist. Enjoy.
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I really like your cobalt glass.

Ahem -- and where are your thanks to the girls???

I learned that one from Dad.

Any suggestions?

Gentlemen, can you, on occasion, wear a kilt or even a skirt?

Ladies, particularly in positions where high heels are expected, can you acquire a nice pair of comfortable, supporting shoes on the order of those supplied to the military or USPS?

If these manboys really think the world operates so simply that its every function is compressible to a one-sentence description that fits in their bozo minds, they have NO idea what they're dealing with, and they have NO idea what they're up against: THE VERY PHENOMENON OF THE COMPLEX SYSTEM ITSELF