Grant Faulkner
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Grant Faulkner
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Stoned cold stone-cold Gen X lefty Michigander corpo-dad/husband and first-gen American birthright citizen. US politics, Detroit sports, F1, autos, tech, history, and (sigh) Derby County FC. America is an idea. That’s me on the left.
I should’ve asked ChatGPT to include a banana for scale
December 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
December 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
December 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I want but not like this
December 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Cakewalk tonight
December 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
“We noticed you haven’t ordered as many water filters this year. Is everything all right? Should we send someone?”
December 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The phrase “earning a living” has always been telling
December 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
We are gonna give you public goods until your eyes bleed
December 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Their entire society is pathological at this point.
December 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM