I already cannot believe how much better this game feels compared to its predecessor. Double jump unlocked at start, dedicated dodge button, hold-to-fire instead of wearing out your thumb....

Oh shit, eleven.

This was the movie that made me realize I didn't have 20/20 vision. I complained to my parents that the projector was out of focus during the green prologue text. I got glasses the following week.

I heard the expression "slug up" from a skincare nut. So I started slathering on Vanicream in the morning after showering and before going to bed. Between that, humidifiers and the Carmex I've been purchasing by the crate, I have had the easiest winter ever.

Slug up.

Not that there's any hope for this guy...