You may remember the new stand at the corner of InnerTemple Lane and Fleet St Chancery Lane. You could buy US and European newspapers. Last paper I bought was Sunday Times over a year ago but as winter padding for plants.

You should count your self lucky that you have survived the 12 varieties of bubonic plague that schools and nurseries propagate each September. Forget Wuhan the next pandemic will be generated by Ms Robertson pre school class of 3-4 year olds.

Next up the Ketchup Song!

Many would think that the Canada Geese are very un-Canadian being both aggressive to other birds and veritable pooping machines.