The main thing you learn from dating women is that you should be wearing sunscreen more

Monstera Thai Constellation then and now

New leaf updates: Anthurium King Veitchii and Philodendron Florida Ghost. We have textures you’ve never dreamed of feeling.

Wood duck. Pretty neat.

If someone wrote a book about me they would said I said stuff like “war is the most complex of all equations”

Stop ✋🏼🛑

You’ve reached the Darcy Zone

If you have food on you it is legally required that you hand it over or face severe punishment under the court of law

I like this bottle very much

Me personally, I like my fog London style

In 3000 years it’s so over for you hoes

Is anyone else staring at the blank page before you and opening up the dirty window to let the sun illuminate the words that you can not find, reaching for something in the distance so close you can almost taste it?

If I were to make art, it would probably be both ‘subversive’ and a ‘scathing cultural critique’ and also other things people say about art

Philodendron Florida Ghost 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

Gay guys can get to a level of horny that’s nearly incomprehensible. It’s like the most dedicated pursuit of one’s craft I think I’ve ever seen. Unlocking new parts of their brain to reach never before seen heights. I have a tremendous amount of respect for their dedication to the cause.

New philodendron gloriosum leaf just dropped 🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴

Phew! I finally made it out of this frying pan. I think I’m going to jump into this flickering orange light to break my fall.

Women are so good at applying lotions to their face. Check back here later for more of my thoughts on women

God is basically the CEO of heaven

Leaf updates 👇👇👇