Grant
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With the informal vote being Taylor’s ballot, completed incorrectly because he‘s a dumbarse.
February 11, 2026 at 12:59 PM
With the informal vote being Taylor’s ballot, completed incorrectly because he‘s a dumbarse.
His Australian accent was fucking woeful.
February 11, 2026 at 12:50 PM
His Australian accent was fucking woeful.
He was on the front bench?
February 11, 2026 at 8:41 AM
He was on the front bench?
I suppose we should be grateful. A least this time the NSW coppers aren't tasering 95yo women to death.
February 9, 2026 at 10:08 AM
I suppose we should be grateful. A least this time the NSW coppers aren't tasering 95yo women to death.
Also, why do seppos say “tuna fish”? I don’t get it. You don’t go to a restaurant and say “I’ll have the salmon fish please”, or have a salmon fish sandwich, or have sardine fish on toast.
February 2, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Also, why do seppos say “tuna fish”? I don’t get it. You don’t go to a restaurant and say “I’ll have the salmon fish please”, or have a salmon fish sandwich, or have sardine fish on toast.
I only need to get the hat, shell and putting green!
February 2, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I only need to get the hat, shell and putting green!
Have the cops just raided his dorm?
February 2, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Have the cops just raided his dorm?
Did the Lord provide, like it did for that idiot on North Sentinel Island?
January 30, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Did the Lord provide, like it did for that idiot on North Sentinel Island?
It's guaranteed that the guests and speakers salivate before, during and well after the meal.
January 29, 2026 at 11:03 AM
It's guaranteed that the guests and speakers salivate before, during and well after the meal.
Even Charles Bronson is smiling. Not Gene. Noticed he did choose to hang out with Walter Mattau though.
January 28, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Even Charles Bronson is smiling. Not Gene. Noticed he did choose to hang out with Walter Mattau though.
No cunt knows the second verse. Fucking Julie Anthony doesn’t even know the second verse.
January 27, 2026 at 1:58 PM
No cunt knows the second verse. Fucking Julie Anthony doesn’t even know the second verse.
Dorries as Cultural Secretary is Sir Les Patterson Minister for the Yartz/Cultural Attache levels of funny.
January 27, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Dorries as Cultural Secretary is Sir Les Patterson Minister for the Yartz/Cultural Attache levels of funny.
Saw him at Warragul Arts and Entertainment Centre maybe 12 years ago. Great gig. Dad is a big fan and they had a great old chin wag in the foyer where Mayall was selling tshirts and CDs after the show. He was a nice bloke.
January 27, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Saw him at Warragul Arts and Entertainment Centre maybe 12 years ago. Great gig. Dad is a big fan and they had a great old chin wag in the foyer where Mayall was selling tshirts and CDs after the show. He was a nice bloke.
It could be worse. You could be in Ouyen or Mildura.
January 26, 2026 at 11:13 PM
It could be worse. You could be in Ouyen or Mildura.
The difference between acne and Gary Glitter is that acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13.
January 26, 2026 at 3:09 PM
The difference between acne and Gary Glitter is that acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13.
If that pic is any indication I reckon you are right, unless a shitload more nuffies turned up later.
January 26, 2026 at 2:55 PM
If that pic is any indication I reckon you are right, unless a shitload more nuffies turned up later.
I wouldn't want to be rolling a franger on the big angry bastards.
January 26, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I wouldn't want to be rolling a franger on the big angry bastards.
I hate it when that happens. It snowed here once 20 years ago so I’m now an expert and I remember the 1cm of snow caused massive chaos.
January 25, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I hate it when that happens. It snowed here once 20 years ago so I’m now an expert and I remember the 1cm of snow caused massive chaos.
"What are you looking at dickhead? Come on, I'll have you".
January 24, 2026 at 9:52 AM
"What are you looking at dickhead? Come on, I'll have you".
Hunter S. Thompson. Confirmed as still dead.
January 24, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Hunter S. Thompson. Confirmed as still dead.
I put that one up on my FB account wishing everyone a happy Easter a year or two ago.
January 21, 2026 at 10:17 AM
I put that one up on my FB account wishing everyone a happy Easter a year or two ago.
Some of those who fuck horses
Are same that hunt foxes
Are same that hunt foxes
January 21, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Some of those who fuck horses
Are same that hunt foxes
Are same that hunt foxes
He was completely stumped how it got there.
January 20, 2026 at 10:09 PM
He was completely stumped how it got there.