Grant the pirate
@grantthepirate.bsky.social
I'm a friggin leftist pirate from Ohio. Raised in Kinston, NC to be a religious fundamentalist bigot, and by the grace of science, got better. I've lived in AVL, NC for the last 15 years. No Gods no masters in the streets, oh God yes master in the sheets.
Yo ho!! Feelin Christmas as fuck!
December 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Yo ho!! Feelin Christmas as fuck!
Yo ho! Feelin myself today!!
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Yo ho! Feelin myself today!!
Yo ho!! Whatcha think
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Yo ho!! Whatcha think
Yo ho! Can someone make Real Housewives of Sunny Dale Trailer Park?
Please 🥺
Please 🥺
November 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Yo ho! Can someone make Real Housewives of Sunny Dale Trailer Park?
Please 🥺
Please 🥺
Yo ho!!! Happy my birthday to y'all
October 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Yo ho!!! Happy my birthday to y'all
Yo ho! Personally I think it's nice to be alive, change my mind.
September 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Yo ho! Personally I think it's nice to be alive, change my mind.
Yo ho! I think I'm going to start a new religion centered around pirates. Just a modge podge of pirate superstition and sayings that I can irritate existing superstitions with. I'm thinking Davy Jones should be the Hades stand in and all the awesome Golden age pirates be the saints.
September 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Yo ho! I think I'm going to start a new religion centered around pirates. Just a modge podge of pirate superstition and sayings that I can irritate existing superstitions with. I'm thinking Davy Jones should be the Hades stand in and all the awesome Golden age pirates be the saints.
Yo ho! At a sing-along K-Pop demon hunter showing at regal with my daughter and some family 😁 it's going to be awesome 😎
August 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Yo ho! At a sing-along K-Pop demon hunter showing at regal with my daughter and some family 😁 it's going to be awesome 😎
Yo ho! Looking for something to listen to while I drive that might make me a better criminal😎🏴☠️
August 22, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Yo ho! Looking for something to listen to while I drive that might make me a better criminal😎🏴☠️
Yo ho! What are your 3 desert island podcasts?
June 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Yo ho! What are your 3 desert island podcasts?
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And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.
February 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.
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you guys look at what I’m stitching 🍴🍯
February 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
you guys look at what I’m stitching 🍴🍯
Yo ho! It's 9:20 AM have you stopped your neighborhood Nazi yet!
Way to run them outta town Cincinnati!!! Proud of you!
Way to run them outta town Cincinnati!!! Proud of you!
February 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Yo ho! It's 9:20 AM have you stopped your neighborhood Nazi yet!
Way to run them outta town Cincinnati!!! Proud of you!
Way to run them outta town Cincinnati!!! Proud of you!
Yo ho! My sister just took this picture in Cincinnati Ohio?!? When you see them gather in small numbers fight them right then!!! Let them know that they can't and be prepared to fight a larger number right after. They can't feel safe doing this bullshit!!! #Elon'ssmalldick
February 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Yo ho! My sister just took this picture in Cincinnati Ohio?!? When you see them gather in small numbers fight them right then!!! Let them know that they can't and be prepared to fight a larger number right after. They can't feel safe doing this bullshit!!! #Elon'ssmalldick
Yo ho!
Johnbrownathan 42:069 when the Masters become fat and plump make them ready for feasting upon. Unto the people they will give back with their flesh the bounty that they have stolen.
Johnbrownathan 42:069 when the Masters become fat and plump make them ready for feasting upon. Unto the people they will give back with their flesh the bounty that they have stolen.
February 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Yo ho!
Johnbrownathan 42:069 when the Masters become fat and plump make them ready for feasting upon. Unto the people they will give back with their flesh the bounty that they have stolen.
Johnbrownathan 42:069 when the Masters become fat and plump make them ready for feasting upon. Unto the people they will give back with their flesh the bounty that they have stolen.
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Trump’s America
February 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Trump’s America
Yo ho! I started smoking a pipe and now my tobacco intake is way down plus I look and smell cool as hell!
February 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Yo ho! I started smoking a pipe and now my tobacco intake is way down plus I look and smell cool as hell!
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Agnosticism? No Thanks, I am Ignostic! Religious terms are empty & meaningless.
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February 5, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Agnosticism? No Thanks, I am Ignostic! Religious terms are empty & meaningless.
damienmarieathope.com/2015/08/agno...
damienmarieathope.com/2015/08/agno...
Yo ho! Try to keep your spirits up. I know it's hard but let your love and joy guide the resistance! Fight for the benefit of all human kind! ✊🏴☠️
February 5, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Yo ho! Try to keep your spirits up. I know it's hard but let your love and joy guide the resistance! Fight for the benefit of all human kind! ✊🏴☠️
Yo ho! What made you happy this week? Please I need some positivity! Thanks 🙏🐝👹
January 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Yo ho! What made you happy this week? Please I need some positivity! Thanks 🙏🐝👹
Yo ho! What is a pronoun that we could assign to the uncaring self-serving elite? Preferably one that they wouldn't like.
January 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Yo ho! What is a pronoun that we could assign to the uncaring self-serving elite? Preferably one that they wouldn't like.
Yo ho! Who loves all things pirate?
January 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Yo ho! Who loves all things pirate?
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Yo ho! Religious leaders don't give a shit about us!!! They want attendance to rise and the best way to do that is to go against the government. This has been the same dance since the fall of Rome. I hate the clown but his profession of Christianity helped put him in his office. #youwerewarned
January 24, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Yo ho! Religious leaders don't give a shit about us!!! They want attendance to rise and the best way to do that is to go against the government. This has been the same dance since the fall of Rome. I hate the clown but his profession of Christianity helped put him in his office. #youwerewarned