I made a weeks worth of burger salad and put it in the fridge i really hope it doesn't taste awful

I had a brilliant spec script for austin powers 4 (jared leto plays austin powers estranged son who is a British person from the 90's instead of the 60's (think blur and oasis) named colin powers) but i incinerated every copy in solidarity, fuck you zazlav.

Advertising is the stupidest concept ever. Why don't companies just cut out the middleman and pay me to buy their products, it would probably be cheaper.

My personal fruit ranking list (don't get offended)
1- Peach
2- Apple
3- (controversial) Pear
4- Apricot
5- Plum

lemme know in the replies if you skagree

heres a little sneak peak at a new cartoon character i'm working on ashton the elephant he's terrible