Andy Martin
@grassapewrites.bsky.social
Archaeologist, musician, writer, outside dude. Cat dad. Needed a place to plug my creative wares that hasn’t decided to embrace bigotry for profit.
Drummer/singer of https://clamfight.bandcamp.com
Drummer/singer of https://clamfight.bandcamp.com
Your argument still stands because the rank and file murderers are still safe. To the extent this army of divorced dads thinks at all, they’ll probably feel even safer after this.
January 27, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Your argument still stands because the rank and file murderers are still safe. To the extent this army of divorced dads thinks at all, they’ll probably feel even safer after this.
You are 1,000 percent correct. The Dems will say, “job done” and vote to keep funding these motherfuckers unless we all keep up the pressure.
January 27, 2026 at 12:41 PM
You are 1,000 percent correct. The Dems will say, “job done” and vote to keep funding these motherfuckers unless we all keep up the pressure.
Seeing his reaction to the UAW dude, I am convinced that if someone called him a pedoprotector every time he spoke publicly he’d stroke out within two days.
January 23, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Seeing his reaction to the UAW dude, I am convinced that if someone called him a pedoprotector every time he spoke publicly he’d stroke out within two days.
“Silent Partner” is another classic in the “John Candy had much more range than you thought” genre.
January 9, 2026 at 8:24 PM
“Silent Partner” is another classic in the “John Candy had much more range than you thought” genre.
I have no comment to make about this that won’t get me a knock on my door.
January 9, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I have no comment to make about this that won’t get me a knock on my door.
We want a prosecution. Get on it.
January 8, 2026 at 1:02 AM
We want a prosecution. Get on it.
Alternatively, who will win the Piano Man’s treasure?
December 31, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Alternatively, who will win the Piano Man’s treasure?
The bar slaughter in ‘Near Dark’?
December 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The bar slaughter in ‘Near Dark’?
Plot twist: you’ve been dead this whole time and just got Ghost Whispered.
December 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Plot twist: you’ve been dead this whole time and just got Ghost Whispered.
This is a good reminder that I need to own this on Blu Ray. When either this or War of the Gargantuas came on Philly 57 as a kid it was “cancel all plans” (aka fucking around on our bikes) and glue ourselves to the TV.
December 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This is a good reminder that I need to own this on Blu Ray. When either this or War of the Gargantuas came on Philly 57 as a kid it was “cancel all plans” (aka fucking around on our bikes) and glue ourselves to the TV.
I swore the same thing but am working on sorting the field schedule for January…until my wife wakes up and kills me.
Have a great holiday!
Have a great holiday!
December 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I swore the same thing but am working on sorting the field schedule for January…until my wife wakes up and kills me.
Have a great holiday!
Have a great holiday!
I am very stoked to read this (and am a subscriber to your Patreon) but was still working my balls off until pretty much this very moment. Being an avowed “Chaotic Neutral” enthusiast I’m bummed this whole book won’t get finished.
December 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I am very stoked to read this (and am a subscriber to your Patreon) but was still working my balls off until pretty much this very moment. Being an avowed “Chaotic Neutral” enthusiast I’m bummed this whole book won’t get finished.
Hahaha that’s an old favorite of mine!
December 19, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Hahaha that’s an old favorite of mine!
Are the Trump people too stupid to understand the realities of Venezuelan “oil” orrrrrr are we much closer to running out of oil (whatever that means) than the fossil fuel industry will cop too? I’m not usually so tin foil hat but I do wonder sometimes if things aren’t much worse than we all think.
December 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Are the Trump people too stupid to understand the realities of Venezuelan “oil” orrrrrr are we much closer to running out of oil (whatever that means) than the fossil fuel industry will cop too? I’m not usually so tin foil hat but I do wonder sometimes if things aren’t much worse than we all think.
I get what you’re saying for sure. I don’t mean to be so flip about it, because there’s far too many people out there that think like him, but man, that article is shit from a butt.
December 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I get what you’re saying for sure. I don’t mean to be so flip about it, because there’s far too many people out there that think like him, but man, that article is shit from a butt.
The summer Pokémon go dropped I was in a very tiny town in the far north of Scotland and saw 3 hulking dudes lurking by the ATM. My America brain said, “do not get money out” and as I walked by them I heard one say, “Oh Buey, I got me a charazard!”
December 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The summer Pokémon go dropped I was in a very tiny town in the far north of Scotland and saw 3 hulking dudes lurking by the ATM. My America brain said, “do not get money out” and as I walked by them I heard one say, “Oh Buey, I got me a charazard!”
I made it a couple of paragraphs before I wanted to commit a felony. Holy fuck. How brain dead do you have to be write something like that?
December 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I made it a couple of paragraphs before I wanted to commit a felony. Holy fuck. How brain dead do you have to be write something like that?
Had that exact morning yesterday. Totally struck out creatively. It sucks but it happens.
December 16, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Had that exact morning yesterday. Totally struck out creatively. It sucks but it happens.
Its peak Democrat establishment.
December 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Its peak Democrat establishment.
You deserve it! But the fact that her book even got published and has had so much press is proof of how impossibly out of touch and twitter brained the media is these days. People are suffering, why should they give a hoot about someone sexting RFK? That’s like the least monstrous thing he’s done.
December 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
You deserve it! But the fact that her book even got published and has had so much press is proof of how impossibly out of touch and twitter brained the media is these days. People are suffering, why should they give a hoot about someone sexting RFK? That’s like the least monstrous thing he’s done.
The Warner archive also cranks out some great stuff on Blu Ray but shit,
I guess no longer? Fuuuuuuuuck
I guess no longer? Fuuuuuuuuck
December 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The Warner archive also cranks out some great stuff on Blu Ray but shit,
I guess no longer? Fuuuuuuuuck
I guess no longer? Fuuuuuuuuck
I truly believe the life time McDonald’s is going to do its work sooner than later and that MAGA won’t survive without him BUT it’s going to take decades to Unfuck this.
December 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I truly believe the life time McDonald’s is going to do its work sooner than later and that MAGA won’t survive without him BUT it’s going to take decades to Unfuck this.
You have to kill those other 3,090 Seger heads, Highlander Style. Then you’ll receive the Silver Bullet Band quickening.
December 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
You have to kill those other 3,090 Seger heads, Highlander Style. Then you’ll receive the Silver Bullet Band quickening.