Bi people have two types:

1. Any femme
2. One or more of the members of Cumtown

pirates as gender

Oblivion Remastered looks great tbh

I imagine pollack as being a crab but made of fish material. No shell, just a lean scaled crab.

I assume geese are gay by default, if I see straight geese I feel kind of weird about it but I don't say anything

I want to grab a squirrel off the ground with my bare hands and hold it for a while

I'm over here Marking my Carney I got syrup on my Carney right now I'm just Marking my shit I'm liberal as fuck man I'm a lib like

The biggest thing I miss about Vancouver Island is that I used to get a pie delivered to my door every full moon by a local witch who I never met but appreciate deeply. I hope pie subscription witch is doing well.

I can't wait to finish my degree so I can become a Substack author

This is what I think my notes app poetry is like as I'm writing it

today in my uber the driver farted and then moaned

Gender envy knowing I'll never be him

Pretty embarrassed to admit that when you are totally communicative and transparent with people they are really appreciative and not mad and sometimes even give you exactly what you want