Me after that one kid accused me of being homophobic for not letting him go down the slide with his “boyfriend.” Bro, rules are rules. I don’t wanna get fired.

I wore a black and white knitted top to dinner. There were 3 dogs and 5 cats running around the house with significantly long nails and of course I had to pick them up (especially because one of the cats was mine.) Needless to say that top was not as cute by the end of the night.

Wait until it hits them that that’s not how it works

The fact that he felt it was a safe space to share something like that is terrifying

I got my cat some new toys for Christmas. My cousin’s puppy visited us and I swear that dog liked the toys more than she did.

Talking about things that age like milk…