Sam (he/him)
@greeneggzandsam.bsky.social
It's Not a Dad Bod, It's a Father Figure.
Just a dad raising boys, who loves cooking and tries not to set the house on fire.
Spirit animal #platypus
#ThoseWhoSingToTheirCoffee
#I-LoveCookingWithWine
#NPR
Just a dad raising boys, who loves cooking and tries not to set the house on fire.
Spirit animal #platypus
#ThoseWhoSingToTheirCoffee
#I-LoveCookingWithWine
#NPR
Mmmm, pun’kin bread. 😋
December 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Mmmm, pun’kin bread. 😋
Oh pretty! View from my desk, not seeing too much accumulation. #DoYouWantToBuildA-Snowman
December 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Oh pretty! View from my desk, not seeing too much accumulation. #DoYouWantToBuildA-Snowman
Another masterpiece tree! 😊
Mele kalikimaka!
Mele kalikimaka!
November 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Another masterpiece tree! 😊
Mele kalikimaka!
Mele kalikimaka!
And I’m lit! Ugm, I mean the tree is lit. 😊 #ChristmasTree
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
And I’m lit! Ugm, I mean the tree is lit. 😊 #ChristmasTree
Finally, new floors are down, but have to wait a day before moving furniture in. 😭
November 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Finally, new floors are down, but have to wait a day before moving furniture in. 😭
Yeah, getting there....I was hoping on getting my desk moved out of the living room this weekend. Boo!
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Yeah, getting there....I was hoping on getting my desk moved out of the living room this weekend. Boo!
Well gosh darn it…a few more days until the new floor goes down. Tool a little too long getting up the old floors and ran out of time today. 😭
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well gosh darn it…a few more days until the new floor goes down. Tool a little too long getting up the old floors and ran out of time today. 😭
Mmmm…. A spicy tuna pasta. 😋
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Mmmm…. A spicy tuna pasta. 😋
Floor arrived on Wednesday, now I’m waiting for it to acclimate to my house before it gets installed on Thursday.
November 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Floor arrived on Wednesday, now I’m waiting for it to acclimate to my house before it gets installed on Thursday.
Woohoo! My new floor has finally arrived. Now I have to wait until next week to install them.
November 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Woohoo! My new floor has finally arrived. Now I have to wait until next week to install them.
What a wonderful group of peoples! ☺️ #HappyHalloween
October 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
What a wonderful group of peoples! ☺️ #HappyHalloween
My office walls were repainted earlier this week after the new door was installed. Now just have to wait for the new floor to be installed, 2 more weeks.
October 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
My office walls were repainted earlier this week after the new door was installed. Now just have to wait for the new floor to be installed, 2 more weeks.
At last, it’s here! 😋
October 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
At last, it’s here! 😋
Good morning P!
Happy Hug-A-Platypus Day!
Because that darn ol' camel is so overrated. ☺️
Happy Hug-A-Platypus Day!
Because that darn ol' camel is so overrated. ☺️
October 22, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Good morning P!
Happy Hug-A-Platypus Day!
Because that darn ol' camel is so overrated. ☺️
Happy Hug-A-Platypus Day!
Because that darn ol' camel is so overrated. ☺️
Good morning Sabrina!
Happy Hug-A-Platypus Day!
The camel is so overrated. ☺️
Happy Hug-A-Platypus Day!
The camel is so overrated. ☺️
October 22, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Good morning Sabrina!
Happy Hug-A-Platypus Day!
The camel is so overrated. ☺️
Happy Hug-A-Platypus Day!
The camel is so overrated. ☺️
Good morning Schultziepie!
Happy Hug-A-Platypus Day!
Happy Hug-A-Platypus Day!
October 22, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Good morning Schultziepie!
Happy Hug-A-Platypus Day!
Happy Hug-A-Platypus Day!
And now the new door is in!
October 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
And now the new door is in!
Woohoo! The old sliding glass door is out. Now the new French door can go in.
October 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Woohoo! The old sliding glass door is out. Now the new French door can go in.