I have only once. I made a garlic bread that was so spicy it burned the mouth on consumption. Not something I thought was possible.

Have you considered bribing him? I hear that’s what it takes. You can buy an MP for not much these days.

With me it’s hotels. Now I’ve had a taste of men in bowler hats opening doors for me, free mini bars, cocktail lounges, silver service breakfast in bed, riverside views etc… the Travelodge doesn’t land the same way. 😂