Michael Greenfield
@greenfieldmj.bsky.social
Tryin’ real hard to be the shepherd.
LOL The Federalist Society thought they weren't going to have to bend the knee...
February 3, 2026 at 8:13 PM
LOL The Federalist Society thought they weren't going to have to bend the knee...
LOL who are we kidding, they'll just use Gmail.
February 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
LOL who are we kidding, they'll just use Gmail.
He's saying that they have ICE agents in Kansas?
a bald man in a white shirt and tie is holding a clipboard and saying `` oh really ? '' .
ALT: a bald man in a white shirt and tie is holding a clipboard and saying `` oh really ? '' .
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February 2, 2026 at 6:27 PM
He's saying that they have ICE agents in Kansas?
This is Brick's cousin, Gravel. Or Stone. Perhaps Marble? Can't follow all these people and their hard-ass names.
January 27, 2026 at 8:46 PM
This is Brick's cousin, Gravel. Or Stone. Perhaps Marble? Can't follow all these people and their hard-ass names.
He won't have to ask.
January 27, 2026 at 4:12 PM
He won't have to ask.
Motherfucker, Noem (and the rest of that degenerate gang) IS his border security legacy.
January 27, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Motherfucker, Noem (and the rest of that degenerate gang) IS his border security legacy.
More “if only Comrade Stalin knew!” bullshit from America’s most dangerous stroke victim.
January 27, 2026 at 2:09 PM
More “if only Comrade Stalin knew!” bullshit from America’s most dangerous stroke victim.
I have fond childhood memories of my grandmother trying to explain to my immigrant great-grandfather that the plural of goose is geese, not gooses. Unless it’s a solo act, he’d insist the band name should be Gooses.
January 27, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I have fond childhood memories of my grandmother trying to explain to my immigrant great-grandfather that the plural of goose is geese, not gooses. Unless it’s a solo act, he’d insist the band name should be Gooses.
I am reliably informed, by no less than the Senate Minority Leader himself, that simple retraining will prevent abuses such as this.
January 27, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I am reliably informed, by no less than the Senate Minority Leader himself, that simple retraining will prevent abuses such as this.
If you're Tom Brady, it's always "fuck you o'clock".
January 26, 2026 at 5:50 PM
If you're Tom Brady, it's always "fuck you o'clock".
Good coach. Didn't realize he also could read tea leaves.
January 26, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Good coach. Didn't realize he also could read tea leaves.
"First prize is a brand new Cadillac Eldorado. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired".
January 26, 2026 at 4:06 PM
"First prize is a brand new Cadillac Eldorado. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired".
Same can be said of the Russians when they got to Germany at the end of WWII.
January 25, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Same can be said of the Russians when they got to Germany at the end of WWII.
Love this idea. I’ll contribute funds to help make it happen. But not if it’s run by Dem “leadership”. They have earned only my scorn and disgust. How about another productive, effective group step up? These are the people whose efforts will eventually shame “leadership” into acting responsibly.
January 25, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Love this idea. I’ll contribute funds to help make it happen. But not if it’s run by Dem “leadership”. They have earned only my scorn and disgust. How about another productive, effective group step up? These are the people whose efforts will eventually shame “leadership” into acting responsibly.
This bitch is the last person I want to hear from right now. And ever again.
January 25, 2026 at 3:21 AM
This bitch is the last person I want to hear from right now. And ever again.
He’s worse than cancer - cancer is not a communicable disease.
January 24, 2026 at 10:06 PM
He’s worse than cancer - cancer is not a communicable disease.
Well, despite your best intentions…
January 24, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Well, despite your best intentions…
How often would you run the ball if there were no clock? That’s game we’re playing: there’s no artificial, arbitrary end to it. We’re going to be fighting these people and their followers FOREVER. The day may come when we can joyously pass, even run some gadget plays. Until then: run the damn ball!
January 24, 2026 at 3:01 AM
How often would you run the ball if there were no clock? That’s game we’re playing: there’s no artificial, arbitrary end to it. We’re going to be fighting these people and their followers FOREVER. The day may come when we can joyously pass, even run some gadget plays. Until then: run the damn ball!
As a Bears fan, I can tell you that Brown will be quite happy with Nagy - if he enjoys catching long-developing receiver screen passes with zero blocking.
January 22, 2026 at 3:09 AM
As a Bears fan, I can tell you that Brown will be quite happy with Nagy - if he enjoys catching long-developing receiver screen passes with zero blocking.
It's not just TACO Tuesday with him - it's TACO Sunday-Saturday, every week of the year. SAD!
January 21, 2026 at 9:01 PM
It's not just TACO Tuesday with him - it's TACO Sunday-Saturday, every week of the year. SAD!
Yes - if your dog was an incontinent elephant.
January 20, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Yes - if your dog was an incontinent elephant.
Not for nothing does every "Intro to Macroeconomics" textbook I've ever seen describe this as the "guns vs. butter" issue.
January 20, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Not for nothing does every "Intro to Macroeconomics" textbook I've ever seen describe this as the "guns vs. butter" issue.