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@greengo.bsky.social
Crooked jerky jockey driving a crooked hoss.
I already made the offer to @fourverts.bsky.social, but I’ll gladly donate (again) to PTKU and buy your ticket to get the Falcons the W (Ok I’m not rich but I can swing $200!)
January 4, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I already made the offer to @fourverts.bsky.social, but I’ll gladly donate (again) to PTKU and buy your ticket to get the Falcons the W (Ok I’m not rich but I can swing $200!)
He looks yoked
January 3, 2026 at 10:09 PM
He looks yoked
Who’s your go-to player?
January 1, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Who’s your go-to player?
Just raw noggin’ it this holiday season. Love to see it.
December 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Just raw noggin’ it this holiday season. Love to see it.
C’mon Chris, you know better than anyone that now is not the time for moderate cheese. If you’re not ready to go fully liberal with cheese, any time any place, what are we even doing here?
December 24, 2025 at 6:58 AM
C’mon Chris, you know better than anyone that now is not the time for moderate cheese. If you’re not ready to go fully liberal with cheese, any time any place, what are we even doing here?
Almost got that on Wednesday but ended up at Trader Joe’s. I’ll know fit next time!
December 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Almost got that on Wednesday but ended up at Trader Joe’s. I’ll know fit next time!
Is that the Costco variety pack?
December 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Is that the Costco variety pack?
Was a kid who never liked any type of clown. This is engrained in my marrow.
December 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Was a kid who never liked any type of clown. This is engrained in my marrow.
Momo’s dead?
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Momo’s dead?
This is one of the rare occasions where I’ll willingly judge the same story in two different mediums separately, although I love them both.
December 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This is one of the rare occasions where I’ll willingly judge the same story in two different mediums separately, although I love them both.
Feels like I woke up many weekends like that in college.
December 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Feels like I woke up many weekends like that in college.
Brine me like one of your French turkeys
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Brine me like one of your French turkeys
Did 7 hours with 4 and 6 today. May your pee breaks be few and a nap unexpected and long.
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Did 7 hours with 4 and 6 today. May your pee breaks be few and a nap unexpected and long.
