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What are you, a cop?
January 22, 2026 at 12:05 AM
What are you, a cop?
Awesome, but the last two times we came up from DC for a weekend, the hotels cancelled our reservation the day before because the algorithm determined our months in advance reservation was below projected market value for the weekend. Legit $279 rooms cancelled and re-ofrered at $619, plus junk fees
January 22, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Awesome, but the last two times we came up from DC for a weekend, the hotels cancelled our reservation the day before because the algorithm determined our months in advance reservation was below projected market value for the weekend. Legit $279 rooms cancelled and re-ofrered at $619, plus junk fees
10 years. Poverty Franchise in Dallas.
January 19, 2026 at 2:12 AM
10 years. Poverty Franchise in Dallas.
Dak has been in the NFL 10 years now and Drake Maye already has the same amount of playoff wins as him.
January 18, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Dak has been in the NFL 10 years now and Drake Maye already has the same amount of playoff wins as him.
Maybe he can add those paid agitator numbers to his fucking jobs report.
January 16, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Maybe he can add those paid agitator numbers to his fucking jobs report.
$2?!?!!?
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media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 8:45 PM
$2?!?!!?
Dumb and Dumber
January 10, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Dumb and Dumber
Major Frank Costanza airing of grievances energy
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Major Frank Costanza airing of grievances energy
I hope the democrats finally wake up to the solution to Trump that is now staring them in the face. Elect progressives. Pass progressive policy. Stop the means testing and the scolding and the red scaring and step up.
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I hope the democrats finally wake up to the solution to Trump that is now staring them in the face. Elect progressives. Pass progressive policy. Stop the means testing and the scolding and the red scaring and step up.
What do we do and when?
September 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
What do we do and when?
He is considering resigning after realizing he now makes less money than he did on his podcast and is rapidly burning off his base of simps
July 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
He is considering resigning after realizing he now makes less money than he did on his podcast and is rapidly burning off his base of simps
Has Iran considered just buying Trump a private jet?
June 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Has Iran considered just buying Trump a private jet?
Can't secure her own bag and in charge of securing borders is wild.
April 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Can't secure her own bag and in charge of securing borders is wild.
Hey, they brought the ticker back!
April 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Hey, they brought the ticker back!
Spoiler: They aren't going to Spirit Halloween up a fucking auto manufacturing plant.
April 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Spoiler: They aren't going to Spirit Halloween up a fucking auto manufacturing plant.
The evidence goes to a different school.
April 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The evidence goes to a different school.
Need an HGTV Paul Thomas Anderson renovation show and needed it yesterday.
March 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Need an HGTV Paul Thomas Anderson renovation show and needed it yesterday.
The idea that there are people that pull up to Lumon everyday, ride the elevator and just have band practice has been keeping me awake at night all week. The possibility that an outie has no idea they can play the French Horn is so god damned funny to me.
March 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The idea that there are people that pull up to Lumon everyday, ride the elevator and just have band practice has been keeping me awake at night all week. The possibility that an outie has no idea they can play the French Horn is so god damned funny to me.