Well, at 50 cents a pop at goodwill, I figured I’d give these folks a try.

that awkward moment watching Hogan's Heroes with an 8 year-old when they ask what else Bob Crane is known for, and you realize there's no way to tell them without contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

I find it so odd that squeezing my toothpaste tube gets me about 3 months of toothpaste, and then when I have to start rolling it from the bottom, it turns out there's like a year's worth of toothpaste left in there.

Well, nothing like watching the Nun in the near darkness only to catch sight of the figure of a woman at my door out of the corner of my eye. Fortunately, this time it was only the Amazon lady, but there's always that false jump scare in every good horror movie early on.

watching episode 1 of the original Lost in Space. I can tell it's historically accurate because it's in black and white, and the atomic engines are a fond memory of mine from those Toyota Camrys of the 1990's.

Have you ever looked at a nearly-empty tube of toothpaste and thought, “I wonder how many tubes of toothpaste there are between this one and my high school graduation?” Or in a different situation, “if I could have back all the money I’ve spent foolishly, would I be a millionaire?”

I just learned Ray Stevenson the actor died. He was my age. No comment other than "he died in hospital while on set." So apparently people my age die without any editorial comment. Not "he died at the tragic age of...." When I'm 70 I expect it will be "He died....well what did you expect?"

So, so tired of journalists always having to put "controversial" in front of "cluster bombs" in any piece. The context is NOT "cluster bombs have been banned by most nations." The context is "a country will do whatever the fuck it needs to do to survive an invasion."