I like imagining Trump or Putin choking on my bread and disappearing with the smoke and smell of sulfur. And I'm somehow firmly convinced on emotional level if they ever worn clothes I mended the clothes would feel like nettle. This is the oldest magic in the world.

Entitled idiots aren't unusual; filthy rich entitled idiots are more rare. But as far as I know he was much less successful as a businessman than he is as a politician, and I think it says more about politics than about Trump

Fucking genius

Hysterical, hilarious, ridiculous, mind fucking, batshit crazy, preposterous, absurd, mad, bedlamic

(i just wonder how many suitable adjectives I know)

I really miss good ol' internet where nobody cared where you are from and his old are you and who you follow and we just discussed random stuff

Stranger, if you're reading this, tell me how you are? What has recently sparked your curiosity? What was the last thing that made you laugh? What's your random interest you can talk about for hours?

Maybe the issue is I actually want to *talk* more, not just *write*. And for some reason, people seem to be much less eager to talk to strangers on the internet recently than, say, a decade ago. I thought I was bananas, but then I stumbled across research that says it's really so

Congrats!

I was completely sure I did it wrong and would be chastised for my 'silly' answer, but to my surprise it was accepted with a good mark, nl questions asked

I once had an assignment where I had to describe how I can be sure I reached my goal, and the goal was to read a book on topic. Made me extremely anxious. I sent it at the last moment, and honestly wrote that when I turn the page and there are no more text and no more pages then I've read a book

What happened to blankets?

(and somehow we humans still believe ourselves to be the crown of nature lol)

I recently learned that there are at least five crab groups evolved from unrelated ancestors (this is called convergent evolution), and that it was first described in early XX as 'the many attempts of Nature to evolve a crab'