Mike Pawlowski
@greenplasticmike.bsky.social
A green plastic watering can for a fake plastic Chinese plant.
Christmas Adventurers Club founding member right there.
January 26, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Christmas Adventurers Club founding member right there.
I ran to the bakery in the snow this morning, and please clap for my professional grade logistics.
January 25, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I ran to the bakery in the snow this morning, and please clap for my professional grade logistics.
Just one? Because I would probably buy 1000 of them and just hand them out to random strangers on the street.
January 24, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Just one? Because I would probably buy 1000 of them and just hand them out to random strangers on the street.
I love that so much.
January 24, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I love that so much.
So, “stop resisting?”
Where have I heard that before?
Where have I heard that before?
January 22, 2026 at 2:59 PM
So, “stop resisting?”
Where have I heard that before?
Where have I heard that before?
Also… did he just effectively gas himself in this clip? I think you’re supposed to stay upwind, genius!!
January 22, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Also… did he just effectively gas himself in this clip? I think you’re supposed to stay upwind, genius!!
Sort of the left's "Let's Go Brandon."
I like it.
I like it.
January 20, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Sort of the left's "Let's Go Brandon."
I like it.
I like it.
As scandals go, this is friggin adorable.
January 20, 2026 at 6:40 PM
As scandals go, this is friggin adorable.
pepper spray the door handle?
January 16, 2026 at 3:19 AM
pepper spray the door handle?
Where's the global warming when you need it, amirite?
January 16, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Where's the global warming when you need it, amirite?
Nine, nine, nine
January 16, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Nine, nine, nine
HOOOOLLLY SHIIIIIIIIT
January 16, 2026 at 2:50 AM
HOOOOLLLY SHIIIIIIIIT
MFer had a bruised trigger finger, didn't he.
January 16, 2026 at 2:47 AM
MFer had a bruised trigger finger, didn't he.