Howard Butcher
@greentrees.bsky.social
I like things that work.
I do not like things that do not work.
I do not like things that do not work.
he doesn't, he just goes where his puppet strings yank him
January 15, 2026 at 2:58 AM
he doesn't, he just goes where his puppet strings yank him
he could get way, way, magnitudes, leagues better, and still be the worst goddam pos human and 'president' ever
January 15, 2026 at 2:55 AM
he could get way, way, magnitudes, leagues better, and still be the worst goddam pos human and 'president' ever
some people can make anything out of anything, it's not endearing
January 15, 2026 at 2:37 AM
some people can make anything out of anything, it's not endearing
he's trying, the poor sad fuck, but he thinks they are in Iran for some reason
January 14, 2026 at 11:26 PM
he's trying, the poor sad fuck, but he thinks they are in Iran for some reason
can't smoke with those short arms, that probly helped
January 14, 2026 at 11:24 PM
can't smoke with those short arms, that probly helped
'ended the war on saturated fat'
yeah, made it 'health secretary'
yeah, made it 'health secretary'
January 14, 2026 at 11:21 PM
'ended the war on saturated fat'
yeah, made it 'health secretary'
yeah, made it 'health secretary'
Vance mini-me 'da plen! da plen!'
January 14, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Vance mini-me 'da plen! da plen!'
I dunno, I think the chance he just started his period is greater than 1%
January 14, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I dunno, I think the chance he just started his period is greater than 1%
c'mon, yeah, goad the chomo into giving a DOUBLE salute, he's almost there
January 14, 2026 at 11:06 PM
c'mon, yeah, goad the chomo into giving a DOUBLE salute, he's almost there
unless they also go on to say it was 'just his period starting'
January 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
unless they also go on to say it was 'just his period starting'
laughingly just gave him a maxi-pad and sent him on his way
January 14, 2026 at 10:59 PM
laughingly just gave him a maxi-pad and sent him on his way
probly a lot of them are felons, not even allowed to possess a gun
January 14, 2026 at 10:58 PM
probly a lot of them are felons, not even allowed to possess a gun
he's been doing this shit longer than 10 years and it didn't end him back then
January 14, 2026 at 10:54 PM
he's been doing this shit longer than 10 years and it didn't end him back then
now, AND then, yes
January 14, 2026 at 10:43 PM
now, AND then, yes
his only 'law' is the shit in his head
January 14, 2026 at 10:43 PM
his only 'law' is the shit in his head
he probly just started his period
January 14, 2026 at 10:35 PM
he probly just started his period
oh, good, so now if chomo has to pay back the tariffs he's bitching about at least he knows where to go get it
January 14, 2026 at 10:29 PM
oh, good, so now if chomo has to pay back the tariffs he's bitching about at least he knows where to go get it
fux 'em, too
probly both before and after
probly both before and after
January 14, 2026 at 10:26 PM
fux 'em, too
probly both before and after
probly both before and after
squeezin' one out into his Depends
January 14, 2026 at 9:24 PM
squeezin' one out into his Depends
Timmy, from South Park
January 14, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Timmy, from South Park
time to DOUBLE DOWN
January 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
time to DOUBLE DOWN